Sex

There once was a boy named John. When he was young, he had been given a dog. He did not know what to name it and he opened a book called “The Wonders of the joke.” He came across the word “sex” and decided to name his dog after it. After about 20 years, one day, his dog when missing. He went to SPCA and see if they had seen his dog. “What’s your dog’s name that you are looking for?” the lady at the counter ask.
“I am looking for Sex.”
“But sir, we don’t provide those kind of service here, I think you should go somewhere else.”
“But I need Sex a lot, I can’t live without Sex, you can’t ask me to go away like that.”
“I think you’ve miss understood. This is the SPCA, not some brothel, so please excuse me.”
“Hey miss, you can’t do that! I need Sex everyday! Sex is very important to me … ”
“Sir, but would you mind …”
“Look lady, I had Sex since 5, I … ”
As he speaks, a man dragging a dog came out from behind. “Sir, is this your Sex?”
“Yes … at least … I’ve found my Sex.”