Shortest Books Ever Not Written

HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH

HOW TO BE FUNNY by Gilbert Gottfried

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson

ZAGAT’S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS

THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE TO FASHION

TO ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT

FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS

HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore

BEATING A DRUG ADDICTION by Darryl Strawberry

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

DETROIT – A TRAVEL GUIDE

DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

EASY UNIX

ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

FRENCH HOSPITALITY

GEORGE FOREMAN’S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel

MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES

STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

HOW I BECAME A STUD by Kenny G

FUN WITH UNIX

How To Get To The Superbowl by Dan Marino

Things I Can’t Afford by Bill Gates