Your email address ends in “@over.yonder.com”.
You have a bumper sticker on your truck that says “My other computer is a laptop”.
You’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
Your spell checker knows words like, “Y’all”, “Yonder” and “Reckon”.
You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
Your laptop has a sticker on it that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”.
You’ve used jumper cables to wire your network.
Your wife said “either she or the computer had to go” and you still don’t miss her.
You start all your emails with “Hey Bubba”, or “Howdy Y’all”.