Some More oneliners II

She used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round.

It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.

Psychic wanted – you know why, and where to apply.

I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band – they gave me a piano.

Then, when we played hide and seek, no-one came to look for me.