Some More oneliners VI

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Gravity…it’s not just a good Idea, it’s the Law.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.

AAAAA – American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don’t know and don’t care!

Can you repeat the part after, “Listen very carefully”?

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.