Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
I’m in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Synonym: word used when you can’t spell the one you wanted.
The Apathy Anonymous meeting was canceled due to lack of interest.
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard-shaped dents in his forehead.
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.