Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, “pet supplies.” So I did.
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.
I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I was once arrested for walking in someone else’s sleep.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.