A guy was at a strip club, and he had glitter all over him, but he didn’t know it. He got in his car, and drove home, and it was about 11:30 when he got home. His wife was standing at the door when he got home. He kissed her, then told her that he was tired and wanted to go to sleep.
His wife stopped him before he went upstairs to their room. She asked, “So why do you have glitter all over you?” Her husband thought quick and replied meekly, “Makin’ you a card…”