Submitted by Davinder Bassan …

Submitted by Davinder Bassan
Little Johnny was in the bathroom with his mum, he notices his mum’s privates, he asks ‘what is thatÿ cut mum’, the mum being cautious says, do you remember your dad chopping wood last week?’, ‘yes’ says johnny, well says his mum,
‘The axe slipped and, that’s how I got the cut’
To which johnny replies, ‘the bastard’s hit you right on the cunt’.