Submitted by Ophelia Brand Li…

Submitted by Ophelia Brand
Little Johnny and his parents were on a road trip. The next stop was Oregon.ÿ They had been arguing the whole time on how to pronounce Oregon. His mom said “O-re-gen” his dad said “O-re-gon” Well by the time they stopped to eat at a restaurant his dad was fed up, so he asked a man,”excuse me sir, I will give you fifty dollars if you tell my wife where we are” the man replies, “Burgerking, MOTHERFUCKER!”