Submitted by Ophelia Brand Li…

Submitted by Ophelia Brand
Little Johnny goes to Christian school, & today the Nuns taught sex education.
After they explain the basics, they ask “someone please tell me which order these three go in: sex, marriage, children”
Little Johnny raised his hand “sex, children, marriage”
“No, I’m afraid that’s wrong, little Johnny”
“Not for me” replied little Johnny “I still have no damn idea who my dad is”