Submitted by Rebecca McPherson
Little Johnny was sat in a boring lesson and really needed a wee “Miss, miss,” shouted Johnny.”Yes Johnny.” replied the teacher.”Please can I go the toilet miss” begged Johnny “Of course but firstly say the alphabet correctly” said the teacher.”abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.” said Johnny.”Where’s The p.” Johnny shouted the teacher.” “RUNNING DOWN MY LEG MISS” said little Johnny
Submitted by Rebecca McPherson…
in Jokes