Submitted by Skylar Pivetia
One day little Johnny was walking home when a lady in a black car pulls up next to him.”do you want some candy?” asked the lady. Johnny was always curious what would happen if he said yes, so he did. He got in the car and the lady drove him to her house. When they are inside she says “the candy is in my pants but you got to get it with your penis” and Johnny says “lady, if u wanted to have sex you could have just asked instead of bribing me with candy”
Submitted by Skylar Pivetia O…
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