“Every day I live with fear, but occasionally I leave her and go drag racing.”
“I like to snatch kisses and vice versa.”
Seen on an attractive and busty brunette: “Size DOES matter!”
Seen on a different attractive and busty brunette: “We could mate …(picture of black widow spider) … but then I’d have to kill you.”
Seen on a very overweight guy in a parking lot: “I beat anorexia.”
“Goal Of A Bitch: To dominate, control and destroy a man’s finances, mental health, self-esteem and any hope for happiness.” Seen being worn by one.