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Donkey Raffle
in JokesA Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.” “Well then, just give me my money back.”…
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Simon the Crab
in JokesSimon the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Simon in tears. “We can’t see each other any more…” she sobbed. “Why?” gasped Simon. “Daddy says that crabs are too common,” she wailed. “He…
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New Horse
in JokesHere are two versions of the same story– A certain man was passing through a small town and wanted to upgrade his mode of transportation. So he looked all around this small town he was in and found that the only place he could buy a faster means of transportation was at the local monastery.…
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Why Did the Chewing Gum Cross the Road?
in JokesWhy did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s feet.
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The Bear and the Rabbit
in JokesThere was once a big ol’ tough bear strolling through the forest looking for some silly hunter to maul, when he suddenly got the urge to pass the last hunter he had eaten. He stopped by the side of the path and proceeded to dump away. Well, as he was sitting there, a cute little…
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Tough Customer
in JokesWhen the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!” “Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted…
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The Parrots
in JokesA woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females.…