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I’m A Cheetah!
in JokesMr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth. “I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk,” he said to the zookeeper. The zookeeper replied, “It would probably say, ‘Hey dummy, I’m a cheetah!”
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A Man’s Best Friend
in JokesA man phoned up an exclusive escort agency and asked for a woman. “No problem,” said the receptionist. “There’s just one thing,” said the man,”she has to be 6′ 6″ tall and weigh 48lbs.” “Mmm,let me see –yes we can do that for you, but it will be expensive,” said the receptionist. “That’s o.k,” said…
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Trix are For Kids
in JokesA little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint,…
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Sleepy Dog
in JokesOne afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog’s collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a…
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Crazy Mixed-up Pup
in JokesPointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean…