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Guard Dog
in JokesMy sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.” “Perfect,” my sister-in-law thought and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her…
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Don’t Blame the Monkey!
in JokesThere was a coconut tree and 4 animals. 1. A Elephant 2. A Monkey 3. A Tiger 4. A Mouse Which one of these animals is going to climb up the tree to get the banana? NONE! “There was a COCONUT TREE” “…the tree to get the BANANA”
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Elephants Coming II
in JokesQ: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming? A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.
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Ewww! (Mik And Mak from Bad News are Back!)
in JokesMik: “Do skunks have a good sense of smell?” Mak: “No! If they did, they’d jump off a cliff!”
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animal Sex
in JokesDid you hear about the woman who had sex with a donkey? Apparently she liked an ass.
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The Baby Camel
in JokesA mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand.” A few minutes later, the young camel asks,…
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Baby Turtle
in JokesA baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. When he landed at the bottom…
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Big, Grey and Wrinkly
in JokesQ: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.