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Man’s Best Friend
in JokesAn old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes there. About two months later,…
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Another Chicken Joke
in JokesQ: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! ************************************************************ Q: Why did the punk rock star cross the road? A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!
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How to Give a Pill to a Cat and Dog
in JokesCAT: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As the cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to…
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Giraffes Fit Into a Mini
in JokesQ: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini? A: None. It’s full of elephants.
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animal Lust
in JokesAn old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beer hall. One of them says, “Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick.”…
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Cross The Road
in JokesWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because Kentucky Fried was on the side he was leaving from.
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Cat Calls
in JokesA veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.…
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The Fallen Sign
in JokesI was traveling from Chesterton to Newcastle recently when I came across a sign which had fallen off its post at the crossroads. It was marked to Newcastle, Chesterton, Knutton and Silverdale. Unfortunately I didn’t know which road to take to Newcastle and had hoped the sign would help. Luckily, I had a great idea…
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Banta and Sant
in JokesSanta:Oye, you know once, when I was very young, I jumped from the 20th floor of a building. Banta: Then what happened? Did you survived or die? Santa replied: “Oye, I forgot, that was years ago”.