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A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. Tickets cost one dollar. Which animal doesn’t get in? The skunk! The frog has a green back, the duck has a bill, but the skunk only has a scent.

Confucius say… ~He who value skin does not wash cat

Rules for the dog- _______________________ 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain parts. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. 5. Fine,…

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower!

A man and his love had a terrible spat: She scratched his face and he knocked her flat; She spat at him and he threw her around; She jumped from behind and he fell to the ground. How sad to see such trouble as that… Between a man and his household cat!

Paddy tells Mick he’s thinking of buying a Labrador dog. “Oh, I wouldn’t if I were you!”, says Mick. “Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”

Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails? A: Two elephants.

A duck walked into a store one day and asked the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk said, “No.” So the duck walked out and came back the next day and said, “You got any grapes?” and the clerk said, “No.” So the duck walked out and came in next time and said,…

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. “Who’s the other ticket for?” the ticket girl asked. “For my pet chicken,” he said, pointing to the bird. “I’m sorry,” the girl tells him, “but we don’t allow animals in the theater.” The man…

Star Trek… The Lost Episode ——————————————————— Recent reports of a lost episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation have finally been confirmed. And now, for your reading pleasure, we are proud to present the entire transcript. Enjoy! ——————————————————— The crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise have encountered the Borg. Picard: “Mr. LaForge, have you had any…

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him, “Hey – come over here, buddy.” The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, “Were you talking to me?” The horse replies, “Sure was, man. I’ve got a problem. I won…

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?