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10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!” 7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I…

Because Lexus created the park it your self car many Mexicans lost their jobs.

(To fully enjoy this joke, please read the Wocka jokes entittled: December 1st December 2nd Enjoy!) FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 3rd RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of “Alcoholics Anonymous” requesting a non-drinking table – you didn’t sign your name. I’m happy to…

A machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife, “Honey, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news, I got $25,000 severance pay!” His wife said, “$25,000 in severance pay? That’s great! So what’s the bad news?” He said, “Wait till you hear what was severed!”

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, “Guess who?” The controller switched the field lights off and replied, “Guess where!”

Just in case you’ve had a rough day at work, here’s a technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place…

Boudreaux’s first military assignment was to a military induction center and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting…

TWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…

A Director said to the actress: “You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool.” Actress: “But I dont know how to swim.” Director: “I know, that’s why I removed all the water from the swimming pool.”

TRUE STORY I was working in a restaurant for several years. On a very busy night, I was helping out with the seating. I showed seats to a party of four and when I went to give them the menus, I realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the menu in front…

1.Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.” 2.Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” 3.On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.” 4.In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!” 5.At the electric company: “We would…

10 sentences teachers say (and their true meanings) 1. This book is very commonly used (I also studied from it 40 years ago) 2. It’s important to understand what the material means in general (I’m not good with details) 3. Some might say… (My guess is…) 4. The answer to that question is not in…