blonde
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Misusing Pager
in JokesA blond was using a pager for the first time. When the operator instructed her to key in “10” to leave a voice message, she followed and after the beep, said, “Excuse me, may I speak to Zeron please?”
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Lots of Jokes (4)
in JokesQ. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up. Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handlebars. Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call a blonde…
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Where did blonde jokes come from?
in JokesBlonde jokes started when a brunette and a red head had to much time on their hands, because a blond was out with their boyfriends.
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Blonds are Dumb
in JokesI knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical…
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Corner Room
in JokesHow do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says she found it.
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Exam was Okay …
in JokesA blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and at last I wrote THUNK!”
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Mission Impossible
in JokesWhat do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart? Mission Impossible