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Blonde Pen Invintion
in JokesQ.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen? A.) She doesn’t put ink in it.
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Think Tank
in JokesDid you hear the one about the blond Think Tank? Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.
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Murder Case
in JokesA blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think…
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National Anthem
in JokesWhat does a blond think the last 2 words of the national anthem are? Play ball!
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Intersection
in JokesA police officer pulled over a vehicle that had just driven through an intersection without slowing for the traffic light, which flashes red continually. (It flashes amber for the cross direction.) The driver, blonde of course, explained, “But I didn’t go through on the RED, I went through on the BLACK!”
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Letter to Bill Gates
in JokesBlond’s Letter to Bill Gates Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in…
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Okay, You Can Go
in JokesA blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sport car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally…
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The Pooltable Blonde
in JokesBlondes are like pool tables – every time you put a dollar in, she’ll rack your balls.
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The Plane Trip
in JokesA lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and smiles, thinking maybe he can make use of his time. “Hey,” he says to the blonde, “Do you want to play a game?” The blonde shakes her head and…