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Clean Restrooms
in JokesOn her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times
in JokesA blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.
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True Blonde
in JokesTwo brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.…
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Washing Machine
in JokesA Blonde walks into an electronic store. A saleswoman goes up to him and introduces a washing machine. Saleswoman: Sir, this machine in gurantee to do half of all your laundry. Blonde: That’s nice, I’ll take two.
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Whos the Smart One Now?
in JokesOnce there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: “What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover.” (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says:…
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Chinese Nickname
in JokesDo you know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!