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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free, so she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying. Security stopped her and asked, “Excuse me miss, but what do you think you are doing?” She said “Duh…I’m taking the free Sugar donuts!”

What two things in the air can make a blonde pregnant? Her Legs

A Blonde asks a woman, “Excuse me, what time is it right now?” The woman replies, “It’s 11:25PM.” The Blonde with a confused look on her face replies, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing. I’ve asked that question thirty times today and every time someone gives me a different answer.”

Why are the blonde’s boobs square? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Did you hear about the accident at the mall? There was a power outage and a group of blondes was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!

A blonde and a brunette jump off of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Who lands first? / / / / / / / / / / The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

What do you call a blonde which is as sweet as a pickle and has dirty blonde hair? A sweet potatoe!

Q: What’s black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds. She…

A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all. Finally she points at one that she likes, but he thinks it is ugly, so he says no. They go through almost the whole…

1 What’s the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? You get to park in handicapped zones. 2 What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue. 3 Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!