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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one has ever been before, but they decide to go anyway. They take a couple of guns and a hunting dog and head out into the woods. A few hours later, they still haven’t caught anything. “I don’t get it,” says the first blonde. “Why haven’t we…

There once was a blonde who was writing a book. She didn’t know what else to write, so she took a block from her little sisters toy box and went to go and watch TV. Her mom comes in and sees the book on the table with the wooden block on it. She goes ask…

Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Why did the Irish people jump on the bartender? He said, “The drinks are on me.”

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the…

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog…

Q: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde because she is 18.

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It’s easier to open the legs on the blonde.

If you want to know how to make a blonde’s eyes sparkle……Shine a flashlight in her ear.

A blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, “I bet you can’t do no hands.” The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.

A blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on their back, they are screwed!