blonde
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Brunette Jokes
in JokesI always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine. “Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?” I asked her. “Well,that’s a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up.”
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Row, Row, Row Your Boat
in JokesThis blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could…
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CRACK
in JokesA blond and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blond asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, “I think I’ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?” The blond said, “I think I’m gonna buy a new butt, because…
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The Blonde’s Special Order
in JokesA brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and asked for a single dip…
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Brains or Intelligence?
in JokesAll members of Mensa have I.Q.s of at least 140. At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without…
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Wanna be Friends?
in JokesA blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field, while the other children all played a game of soccer. Feeling sorry for the poor child, she went up to the girl and made small talk. She asked the little…
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Misusing Pager
in JokesA blond was using a pager for the first time. When the operator instructed her to key in “10” to leave a voice message, she followed and after the beep, said, “Excuse me, may I speak to Zeron please?”
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Lots of Jokes (4)
in JokesQ. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up. Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handlebars. Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call a blonde…
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Where did blonde jokes come from?
in JokesBlonde jokes started when a brunette and a red head had to much time on their hands, because a blond was out with their boyfriends.