blonde

There were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks. The first blonde said, “Look, bear tracks.” The second blonde said, “No, stupid, those are wolf tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are rabbit tracks.” Then the train came and ran them all over.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

One day a blonde and her brunette friend were listening to music together. The brunette had a few songs the blonde loved and so the brunette offered to burn a CD for her friend. “No, no,” the blonde said, “I can burn my own CD” so the brunette lent the blonde the CD and they…

What’s the blonde cheer? I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m B.L.O.N…..uh,oh well…I’m blonde, I’m blonde,I’m… yeah, yeah,yeah…

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet.

A blonde bought a new car that has a computer which can fix the car when anything happens. So she went and blew the engine and the computer said, “In the name of the manufacturer, get fixed,” and it was fixed. Then she broke the window and the computer said, “In the name of the…

A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her…

2 blondes are walking in the park and the 1st blonde says, “LOOK! Dead bird!” The 2nd blonde looks up into the sky and yells “Where?!”

It was a blond’s birthday, and to celebrate, he took his girlfriend out on a date; he dressed very nicely, in a tuxedo, sharp tie, and some nice soft pants. He went to his girlfriend, and said, “Do you have anything to say to me?” His girlfriend also a blonde, says, “Yeah, what up with…

Why does a blonde keep lowering her head in the supermarket? She is looking for low prices.

Q:What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? A:Nothing, they haven’t met yet.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for…