blonde

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,”I’d like to buy this TV”. He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”. The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her…

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for…

A smart blonde, a leprachaun and a fairy were in an elevator together talking about something, but whatever they were talking about was not true because there is no such thing as a leprechaun or a fairy or a smart blonde.

There was this woman who had a blonde daughter. One day, she got her ball stuck in the tree. “Mom, my ball’s stuck in the tree. Can I go get it?” she asked. “No, the perverted boy will look up your skirt and see your underwear. Wait till daddy gets home.” The little girl furiously…

1. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. 2. What’s a brunette’s mating call? “Has the blonde left yet?” 3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Artifical Stupidity 4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on…

What’s a blonde doing if her hands are covered tightly over her ears and her mouth is completely shut? She’s trying to hold onto a thought.

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.…

A blonde wanted to sell her car but failed many times. Even though the car looked pratically new it had over 400 000 miles on it. So she goes to a bar and theres a brunette sitting a few barstools away and she’s wearing mechanic’s overalls. They start talking and the blonde tells the brunette…

What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? “So are you guys all on the same team?”

Suddenly the electricity went off in the house of a blonde. So, she wanted to light a match. After being tired of looking for the match, she blew out the candle and went to sleep.

How many blonde jokes are there? One. The rest are all true stories.