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A blonde walks into a hospital in slight discomfort. “Can I have a hot towel to put on my nose, please?” The nurse was curious and asked, “Why would you like a hot towel to put on your nose?” The blonde replies, “Well, I wanted to sniff some coke to see what the big deal…

A blonde went to the eye doctor one day. She complained to the doctor that she couldn’t see and was having a hard time driving because of this. He then told her that she would need glasses. The blond knowing that the glasses would cost a couple of hundred dollars decided to save her money…

1 A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.” A red head said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.” 2 A blonde was telling…

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

There’s a blonde who goes to a pizza parlor. When she orders, she asks for her pizza to be cut up into 6 slices instead of eight. Why? A: She’s not hungry enough to eat eight.

Three men are fishing. One catches a magic fish that will grant each one a wish if they let him go. The first one wishes he could double his IQ. It is done. The second one wishes to triple his IQ. It is done. The last one (who is an idiot) wishes to multiply his…

A brunette on a river bank sees a blonde on the far shore and yells to her: “How do I get to the other side of the river?” And the blonde yells back “You’re ON the other side.”

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde said, “Let me look!” The first blonde handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the…

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? -It doesn’t show the dirt Who makes all the bras for brunettes? -Fisher-Price. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? -The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable. Why are most brunettes flat-chested? -It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. Why are brunettes so proud…

Two blondes are filling up at a gas station. The first one says to the other, “I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher”. The second replies, “It won’t affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth”.

Did you hear about the smart blonde? Neither did I!

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map. Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? If it got hot she could roll the window down. How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off. What is…