blonde

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical…

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says she found it.

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

A blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and at last I wrote THUNK!”

She Was So Blonde She told someone to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: “I’m drunk!”

What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart? Mission Impossible

Q: How does a blonde moon walk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. “It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was…

A blonde wanted to have a copy of herself, so she went to the US, and they asked her for a sample of her blood. They asked her to come back after a week, so she went after a week and she saw a donkey, and they told her that this is her copy. She…

GOOD JOKE: A blonde. BETTER JOKE: A blonde playing chess. BEST JOKE: The blonde wins the game.

One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to a shelf and says, “I want to buy that TV.” The man says “No.” The blonde, assuming its because he hates blondes, goes home and dyes her hair brown.…