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5 Jokes (21)
in Jokes1 Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper. 2 Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show. 4 Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands? The vacuum in her head…
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A Chimp and A Blonde
in JokesA blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the…
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Paint-ball
in JokesA blonde and her friends at a military camp had been taken out to play a game of paintball. Her team all bundle into their trench and prepare for the game. Suddenly, the whistle blows to signal the start of the game and the group-leader shouts, “Fire at will!” As the rest of the blonde’s…
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Blond Les-bar
in JokesQ) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!
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Amusement Park
in JokesA blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, “who will pay, You or me?”. So the red-head says, “I’ll tell you what, you’ll pay for entrance, and I’ll pay for all the rides.” (The rides don’t cost anything at all!)
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A Blonde Rancher
in JokesA blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells…
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The Best Blonde Jokes
in JokesQ: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…