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Why do blondes hate making Kool-aid? They can’t fit the 8 cups of water in the envelope!

Blonde inventions: Waterproof towel Unbreakable egg Submarine screen door Solar powered flash light Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable dart board Pedal powered wheel chairs

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.

A blonde and a brunette go parachuting. The blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord, and slowly drifts in the air and enjoys the view. The brunette jumps after her and pulls her parachute cord, but nothing happens! She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, but still nothing. She pulls the…

Blondes are like a rollercoaster, everyone gets a ride!!!

Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. “Stay,” said Fred. A blond was witnessing all this and said to Fred, “Would it just be easier to put it in park?”

A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane; she was flying to see her relatives, so she was at the airport, when she realized she had to buy a ticket. So she goes up to the counter where they are selling tickets.…

One day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone. Then the brunette says, ” I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn’t running good.” Since the blonde hates mice. she goes over to her computer and opens it up, looking for a running mouse. She runs…

1 Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out 2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt 3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. 4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. 5 What do…

A man walks in to an auto store and asks the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. The blonde says,”I’m sorry sir, but we don’t sell pet supplies.”

One day a man is up on his soap box telling blonde jokes. A large crowd has gathered around him and are laughing hysterically at every line, most of which he probably took off of this website. A blonde walks up to him and starts yelling at him, “You know, not all blondes are as…

If you’re on a plane going to California and you’re stuck in an aisle seat how do you trick a blonde into giving you her window seat? Tell her only the aisle seats are going to California.