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  • 5 Jokes (21)

    1 Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper. 2 Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show. 4 Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands? The vacuum in her head…

  • A Chimp and A Blonde

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the…

  • Paint-ball

    A blonde and her friends at a military camp had been taken out to play a game of paintball. Her team all bundle into their trench and prepare for the game. Suddenly, the whistle blows to signal the start of the game and the group-leader shouts, “Fire at will!” As the rest of the blonde’s…

  • Smart Blond?

    What do you call a smart blond? An Endangered species

  • Six years

    Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Fourth grade.

  • Blond Les-bar

    Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!

  • Amusement Park

    A blond and a red-head were planning to go to an amusement park. When they got to the park the blond asks, “who will pay, You or me?”. So the red-head says, “I’ll tell you what, you’ll pay for entrance, and I’ll pay for all the rides.” (The rides don’t cost anything at all!)

  • A Blonde Rancher

    A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells…

  • After Sex

    How does a blond turn the light on after sex? ANSWER: She opens the car door.

  • Lights

    How many blondes does it takes to screw in a lightbulb? three: one to unscrew it one to buy a new lightbulb one to call her boyfriend to screw it back in.

  • Pepsi Cap

    Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again.”

  • The Best Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they’ll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?” Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the…