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Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout. Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some…

I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine. “Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?” I asked her. “Well,that’s a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up.”

This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could…

A blond and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blond asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, “I think I’ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?” The blond said, “I think I’m gonna buy a new butt, because…

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and asked for a single dip…

A blonde girl was at school staring at a puzzle on her desk that she could not figure out. The teacher comes by and tells her, “You can solve it! Just use your head!” The teacher comes back to check on the blonde and she saw her head all bruised up. The teacher said, “What…

All members of Mensa have I.Q.s of at least 140. At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without…

A blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field, while the other children all played a game of soccer. Feeling sorry for the poor child, she went up to the girl and made small talk. She asked the little…

A blond was using a pager for the first time. When the operator instructed her to key in “10” to leave a voice message, she followed and after the beep, said, “Excuse me, may I speak to Zeron please?”

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up. Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A. A blow job with handlebars. Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. Q. What do you call a blonde…