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How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.

Sitting next to each other on a plane are a blond woman and a lawyer. To make the plane ride a bit more interesting, the lawyer suggests that he and the blond play a game. “We each take turns asking a question, and if you answer wrong you must give me $5 and if I…

What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor? Looking for an internship.

A man was stopped at a red light when a fantastic looking blonde pulled up beside him in a really hot Mustang convertible. Trying to start a conversation, the man asked, “Hey,….. how many horses you got under the hood?” The blonde looked at the man bewildered, and replied, “Well,…. there’s one on the left…

A blonde, carrying a baby in her arms, enters a pharmacy and asks to use the infant scale to weigh the baby. The clerk explains that the infant scale is out for repair, but she could figure out the infant’s weight by weighing mother and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother…

A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. “T.G.I.F.” she says. “S.H.I.T” was his reply. Puzzled she replied “T.G.I.F” The gentleman was getting a little disturbed the the remark, so he says again. “S.H.I.T.”. The Blonde leans over and whispers “THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY”. The gentleman responses with “SORRY, HONEY…

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. “You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said. “Try playing a game of fetch with him.” “I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said. “Why not?” the doctor asked. “Because,” she replied, “he can’t throw.”

51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 53. Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. 54. Q: What do…

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights on?” The blonde has to…

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian’s head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, “I hate Indians; last week they burnt…

Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It’s not too bright but it spreads real easy.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” What on earth do you mean???” Well, I…