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What does a blonde and a screendoor have in common? The harder you bang them the looser they get. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Get dressed and go home

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “I wonder why?” The blonde replied, “Must be because the oil would suffocate them.”

A blonde and brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Why did the brunette hit the floor before the blonde? The blonde asked for directions!

An office technician got a call from a blonde. The blonde told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix…

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on.

A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant. “Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?”…

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, “Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?” So she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.…

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how you cook food stamps.

——————————————————————————– There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The…

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator when a good-looking man enters. They notice that, though he is very handsome, he has very bad dandruff. He gets off at his floor, and when the doors close, the brunette looks at the blond and says, “Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders”.…

A man was walking down a street when he sees a blonde couple who looked extremely happy. He goes up to them and asks: “Why are you guys so happy?” The couple says “We just finished a puzzle that took us 3 years!” “3 years!” the man said “It doesn’t take that long to do…

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.