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Short Jokes 3
in Jokes51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 53. Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. 54. Q: What do…
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Look Out For Cops
in JokesA blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights on?” The blonde has to…
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Take A Look!
in JokesBack in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian’s head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, “I hate Indians; last week they burnt…
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Blonde Paint
in JokesHave you heard about the new blonde paint? It’s not too bright but it spreads real easy.
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Blonde Football
in JokesA guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” What on earth do you mean???” Well, I…
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Bank Robbers
in JokesA blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?”…
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Blond Exam
in JokesBlond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one…
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Frog Legs
in JokesA blond man, Mark, was going to France over the summer. So he asked the advice of his friend, who had been to Paris last year. “Oh!” his friend said, “The food in France is fabulous! Be sure to ask about their frog legs.” “FROG legs? Really?” Mark couldn’t believe it. “Yeah. It seems strange,…
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How to Keep Her Busy
in JokesHow do you keep a blond busy? Write “please turn over” on both sides of a paper!
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Blonde Golfers
in JokesTwo blondes were starting a round of golf together. On the first tee, the first blonde smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, she picked up the tee and walked to the cart. The second blonde cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway. Pleased, she hopped…
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Drive Through
in JokesThe following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!”