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The Blonde & The Rabbit
in Jokes——————————————————————————– There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The…
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Head and Shoulders
in JokesA blonde and a brunette are in an elevator when a good-looking man enters. They notice that, though he is very handsome, he has very bad dandruff. He gets off at his floor, and when the doors close, the brunette looks at the blond and says, “Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders”.…
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Difficult Puzzle
in JokesA man was walking down a street when he sees a blonde couple who looked extremely happy. He goes up to them and asks: “Why are you guys so happy?” The couple says “We just finished a puzzle that took us 3 years!” “3 years!” the man said “It doesn’t take that long to do…
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Adventures in Disneyland
in JokesTwo blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
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Mind Telling Me the Time
in JokesA Blonde asks a woman, “Excuse me, what time is it right now?” The woman replies, “It’s 11:25PM.” The Blonde with a confused look on her face replies, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing. I’ve asked that question thirty times today and every time someone gives me a different answer.”
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Help! I’m stuck
in JokesDid you hear about the accident at the mall? There was a power outage and a group of blondes was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa
in JokesA blonde and a brunette jump off of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Who lands first? / / / / / / / / / / The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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Dirty blonde
in JokesWhat do you call a blonde which is as sweet as a pickle and has dirty blonde hair? A sweet potatoe!