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Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?——–??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw “911” and thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911)

Once a blond police officer stopped a man and asked for his driving license. She saw it and told the man “it says here that you must wear glasses” The man said “I have contacts” The blond said “I don’t care who you know, you are still getting a traffic ticket”

What did the blonde say to the red head? Nothing. She couldn’t remember what she was going to say!

How you get rid of grey hairs: 1. Dye all your hair the color grey. 2. Shave your head. 3. Now you have no grey hairs.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” “Oh my goodness,” exclaims the…

A blond employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read…

One day, a blond put an advert in the library to start a marching band. 20 other blonds saw this advert and signed up. At their first destination they played “Oh, when the saints”. At their second destination they played the same song. At their third destination they played the same song yet again! When…

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

What kind of flashlight do blonds use? The solar powered kind!

Name:_________ 1. Finish this pattern: a,_,c,d,e,f (hint, B) 2. If you are standing, what are you doing? (hint, standing) 3. Finish the sentence: I am a blond______ 4. Explain Einstein’s theory, or spell cat 5. Are you writing with a pen/pencil or a tissue? (hint pen/pencil) 6. Spell the word chicken

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what was the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well that’s the weird…