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One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!” So the wife goes out and moves her car. The next weekend, the couple were having…

How does a stereotypical blonde spell “farm”? E-I-E-I-O

A blonde is eating out at a very fancy restaurant with her family. Right then she sees an ice carving of a dolphin by the wall. She says to the waiter, “I love that ice carving, but what do you do with it when it melts?”

How do you plant dope? Bury a blond.

3 blondes caught a goldfish, and the fish said if they let her go she will grant them one wish each. The first blonde said: “I want to be smart.” The second said: “I want to be smarter than her,” and the third said: “I want to be the smartest.” In the morning they woke…

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all the states and capitals. That night when he got home he…

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says “Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.”.

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.…

A Blonde walks into an electronic store. A saleswoman goes up to him and introduces a washing machine. Saleswoman: Sir, this machine in gurantee to do half of all your laundry. Blonde: That’s nice, I’ll take two.

Once there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: “What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover.” (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says:…