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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young,…

There were three women that had just escaped from jail, one was a brunette, one was a red-head, and one was a blonde. They were running through the woods and the police and their dogs were chasing after them. The women ran into three empty potato sacks. They decided to hide. A policeman found the…

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat…

One night a blond teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and a pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.” “Oh please, Mom,”…

1 Why did the blonde cross the road? She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken. 2 Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on 3 What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear ? Data transfer. 4 What do you…

One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, “I can’t take anymore today, I am going home!” The blond replies, “You can’t just get up and leave. You’ll be fired!”. “Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea.” the…

A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had everything ready for the customers. Half an hour went by, and still no customers entered the coffee shop. The blonde decided to read the comics to…

What do you call frozen blonds? Frosted Flakes!

A blonde was driving along in her car one day, when she noticed a man at the side of the road, eating grass. She pulled over and asked him “Why are you eating the grass?” The man replied, “I’m too poor to afford any food, so I have to eat the grass to stay alive.”…

Two blondes were building a house. One saw that the other was going into her pouch and throwing every other nail out. She thought that this was weird and decided to look into. “Why do you keep throwing every other nail away?” “Well, when I pull one out of my pouch, and it is facing…

One time, when there was a hope for mankind, some blonds appeared in front of a judge. The judge said, “You can either have world peace or keep your cellular phones and get electrocuted.” So the blond takes out her cellular phone and the judge says; “What are you doing?” and she simply says; “Im…