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Q: What’s black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds. She…

A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all. Finally she points at one that she likes, but he thinks it is ugly, so he says no. They go through almost the whole…

1 What’s the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? You get to park in handicapped zones. 2 What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue. 3 Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!

Why do blondes hate making Kool-aid? They can’t fit the 8 cups of water in the envelope!

Blonde inventions: Waterproof towel Unbreakable egg Submarine screen door Solar powered flash light Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable dart board Pedal powered wheel chairs

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.

A blonde and a brunette go parachuting. The blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord, and slowly drifts in the air and enjoys the view. The brunette jumps after her and pulls her parachute cord, but nothing happens! She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, but still nothing. She pulls the…

Blondes are like a rollercoaster, everyone gets a ride!!!

Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. “Stay,” said Fred. A blond was witnessing all this and said to Fred, “Would it just be easier to put it in park?”

A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane; she was flying to see her relatives, so she was at the airport, when she realized she had to buy a ticket. So she goes up to the counter where they are selling tickets.…

One day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone. Then the brunette says, ” I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn’t running good.” Since the blonde hates mice. she goes over to her computer and opens it up, looking for a running mouse. She runs…