blonde

1 Why did the blonde cross the road? She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken. 2 Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on 3 What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear ? Data transfer. 4 What do you…

One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, “I can’t take anymore today, I am going home!” The blond replies, “You can’t just get up and leave. You’ll be fired!”. “Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea.” the…

A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had everything ready for the customers. Half an hour went by, and still no customers entered the coffee shop. The blonde decided to read the comics to…

What do you call frozen blonds? Frosted Flakes!

A blonde was driving along in her car one day, when she noticed a man at the side of the road, eating grass. She pulled over and asked him “Why are you eating the grass?” The man replied, “I’m too poor to afford any food, so I have to eat the grass to stay alive.”…

Two blondes were building a house. One saw that the other was going into her pouch and throwing every other nail out. She thought that this was weird and decided to look into. “Why do you keep throwing every other nail away?” “Well, when I pull one out of my pouch, and it is facing…

One time, when there was a hope for mankind, some blonds appeared in front of a judge. The judge said, “You can either have world peace or keep your cellular phones and get electrocuted.” So the blond takes out her cellular phone and the judge says; “What are you doing?” and she simply says; “Im…

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,…

One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incidentally blonde, gave everyjoke a set of crayons and told them to draw something with it. The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had drawn a sun enclosed in a box with rays shining out of it. ‘Johnny,’ said the teacher with a confused look. ‘Did your grandparents come…

Q. How did the blond injure herself raking leaves? A. She fell out of the tree!

Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?——–??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw “911” and thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911)