blonde

On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns on the light, unlocks the gate, and shuts off the security system. When he asked what the blonde wanted, she replied, “Why can’t…

Years ago when I was working at Customer Service for a gardening company, I came across this tale. It is completely true! A lady came in looking for a soaker hose (a hose that drips water into the soil every few minutes) I helped her find it, but soon, she came back with a complaint.…

Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving? A. Make sure she wears underwear.

– How to make a blond busy ? – Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner.

Maths teacher asks a blonde girl what comes after 69?” Essex girl replies “you wash your face and rinse your mouth DUH…!”

Why should you never ask a blonde to make ice cubes for you? She’ll never remember the recipe.

How do blonde brain cells die? Unused…

1 What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader. 2 What’s a blondes’ favorite rock group? Air Supply. 3 What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. 4 Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on…

One day, 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, “A tan for 2 please!” The cashier said, “Ok,” filled out a form for them and asked, “are you two sisters?” They chuckled and replied, “No, we aren’t even Catholic.”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all about to jump off a cliff. As they jumped, they would yell the name of what they wanted to turn into. The redhead went first. She yelled, “Hawk!” and she turned into a hawk and flew away. The brunette went next. She yelled, “Butterfly!” and she…

Three women a brunette, a woman with jet black hair, and a blonde were pregnant and at the doctors’ office to find out the sex of their babies. The nurse called for the brunette and she went into the office. She came out very happy and said, “My husband and I had sex standing up…

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.