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A brunette was walking down the middle of the street, saying “34…34…34” over and over again. A blonde stopped her and asked why she was doing that. “Oh, it’s great fun,” replied the brunette. “You should try it”. So the blonde walked down the street repeating “34…34…34…” when all of a sudden a car sped…

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

One day a blond and a redhead were talking on the phone. Blonde:My doctor told me I have to lose about ten pounds. Redhead:Oh really? Do you know what you going to do? Blonde: No not at all… hey you lost wieght recently. How did you do it? Redhead: I used the special K diet…

There were four blondes sitting on the bank of a river, each with a fishing pole intently concentrating on the task at hand. A Game Warden drove by and saw the four women fishing and decided to check for the proper fishing licenses and equipment. He approached the women and told them he needed to…

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

One day, a six year old blonde came up to her mother and said: “When I grow up, I want to be a Hillary Duff, she’s amazing!” lol, only a blonde would say that.

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There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I can’t believe she smokes weed” They comfort her,…

One day, a blonde decided to build a brick wall, so she went to a home depot. While a worker was walking down an aisle, he saw the blonde walking around in circles looking confused, so he went over and asked her what she wanted to make. She answered that she wanted to make a…

How do you keep a blonde busy on a rainy day? Tell her to touch the rainbow.

A young brunette used to always wonder why her blonde best friend would get A’s on all her tests and the brunette would get A-‘s. She thought that was a little weird, so one day she asked her friend why she got better grades, and her friend said that she just copied the answers out…

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Put something shiny on the bottom of a pool.