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Bloody Mary
in JokesOne night a bartender who was working at a local joint was very drunk. His fiancee left him a long time ago and he was very desperate so he started using alcohol as a substitute. A little later that night a blond walked in late at night and sat down. The blond was cute young…
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Another Blonde
in JokesThe blonde arrived at work, looking very bleary-eyed and tired. “What’s wrong with you?” asked her friend. “I was up half the night,” came the reply. “And why was that?” “I was waiting for the cat to come home, so I could put her out for the night.”
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Phone Call
in JokesThe phone call… A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?” And his lovely wife replies, “I…
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Why Did The Blond Cross The Road?
in JokesWhy did the blond cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
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Buried at Sea
in JokesDid you hear about the sailor who died, and wanted to be buried at sea by his 5 blonde daughters? His daughters all drowned digging the grave.
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The Italian
in JokesThe Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods, hunting together when suddenly a beautiful blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude! “Would I love to eat that?” “Oui, oui!” The Frenchman said, smacking his lips. So the Italian shot her.
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Blow in the Ear
in JokesWhat does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Thank you for the refill.
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The Blond Test
in JokesA man is up on stage telling blonde jokes, and the crowd is eating them up. Suddenly a blonde steps up in the back and starts cursing the man because of him telling the derogatory jokes. To stop him, he offers her the deal of her answering 5 multiple-choice questions. If she can answer them…