children
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The Garage Window
in JokesThere was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back. Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole. “How do you…
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Looking For Daddy
in JokesA man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience. The man said, “Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew.” “Really?” said the ringmaster. “Did…
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Little Jimmy is Late…
in JokesOne day Little Jimmy has a dentist appointment. The appointment is during 7:20 to 8:20, which is the first hour of Little Jimmy’s school. The appointment went fine, but Little Jimmy’s mom had to get up from bed early to take Little Jimmy to his appointment, so she is a little tired. Little Jimmy’s mother…
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Allowance Money
in JokesLittle Johnny’s mother took him to a supermarket to buy some food. “Anything you break comes out of your allowance money!” shouted Johnny’s mother. Johnny turned around and said “But you don’t give me any allowance money!” “Yes, and now you know why.”
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My, Butt, and Stupid
in JokesThere were three kids named My, Butt, and Stupid. They were pretty dumb and didn’t know the word and. One day, they were playing ball on the sixth floor. Then, suddenly Stupid dropped the ball out the window. My jumped out the window to get the ball, while Butt tried to jump out the window…
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Dear Pastor III
in JokesDear Pastor, I know God loves everyjoke but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day…
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Advertising
in JokesTwo little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?” The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.” Without thinking, the cashier…
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God’s Work
in JokesGrandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, too?” “Yes, He did,” the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa,…