children
-
A True Story
in JokesWhen my pap was younger, his family didn’t have much money. One year for Christmas, his mother cut a hole in the front of his underwear so he would have something to play with.
-
Colorado River
in JokesA British girl recently moved to the United States and their home was near the Colorado River in Texas. The English teacher asked the kids to write about their home and neighborhood. The British girl wrote “My home is near the Colourado River.” as part of her work.
-
Dear Santa,
in JokesMolly wrote a letter to Santa Claus one day. Dear Santa, Please give me a Workout barbie and a new milkman because he is sleeping with Mommy. Love, Molly
-
He Knows His Numbers
in JokesThe teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes, teacher,” he said, “my dad taught me.” “Good, Andy. Tell me what comes after two,” the teacher said. “Three,” replied Andy. “Very good. What comes after five, Andy?” asked the teacher. “Six,” answered Andy. “Excellent. Your dad did a very good job. Now,…
-
New Librarian
in JokesThe new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a “Contract” for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a second grader, who…
-
Science Lesson
in JokesMiss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little…
-
The Advanced Baby
in JokesA baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. “Are you my doctor?” he asked. “Yes, I am.” The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.” He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my…
-
Fascinate
in JokesThe teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted the word ‘fascinate’.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to…