children

Anyways, there was an assembly at school and they had us sit on bleachers inside the main gym. Then I notice one of my friends walk in and since there’s a space next to me, I decide to call him over. But the thing is, his nickname is fire, because of his bright red hair.…

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about…

A mother and a her daughter go to a restaurant for breakfast to celebrate her birthday. The restaurant is known for its imported cheeses. The mother asks, “Would you like some cheese, my angel?” The little girl says,”Sure, but can you take out the holes in the cheese?”

A man was settling down to his after-dinner drink when he daughter climbs onto his lap. “Where does poo come from?” asks his inquisitive girl. The man knew these types of questions would come, and had given some thought to the answer he would give. “Well, sweetheart, you know the dinner you just ate? Well,…

A little girl got on her grandpa’s lap and said, “Did God make me?” “Yes,” the grandpa replied. “Did God make you, too?” “Yes,” the grandpa said. “Well,” the little girl said, while running her fingers down his wrinkles and looking at his thinning hair, “He sure is doing a better job nowadays.”

“What shall we play today?” Cori asked her best friend Judy. “Let’s play ‘school’!” said Judy. “Okay,” said Cori, “But I’m going to be absent.”

Teacher: Joey, your behavior is terrible! How many more times am I going to have to keep you in after school? Joey: 97. Teacher: 97? Joey: Yeah. That’s how many days are left until the summer holidays.

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9 5. Never pee…

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, but when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Rainbows are just to look at, not to…

“Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal; but boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it…

During his sermon, the preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike. As he preached, he continued to move briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. At one point, he moved to one side and got caught up in the cord, nearly tripping before he jerked it again. After several…

There were three boys with names Shutup, Manners and Trouble. They were walking around town when they realized Trouble was missing. Shutup and Manners searched and searched but failed to find the missing boy. At a lost, they went up to the Neighbourhood Police Post. Manners had to go to the toilet so Shutup went…