1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
– Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
– Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
– Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
– Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
– Robert, 13
6. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
– Noronha, 13
7. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
– Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
– Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
– Traci, 14
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
– Kyoyo, 9
11. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
– Armir, 9
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
– Lauren, 9
13. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
– Joel, 10
14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.
– Alyesha, 13
15. Never try to baptize a cat.
– Eileen, 8