college

A co-worker of mine fielded phone calls from his Alumni Association every three months for about five years, ostensibly checking to see that his records were up to date, and coincidentally asking if he’d like to donate to the Alumni Association. Once, when checking his records, the employee asked, “Is xxx-xxxx your current phone number?”…

Exam Question: Define courage. Student Answer: This is.

A college student sent the following letter to her parents: Hi Parent$! Today i$ $eptember 15. I’m doing $uperb in $chool (or, $hould I $ay, college). The teacher$ are great, my roommate$ are great, and I’m having a $uper time! All I could u$e right now is a little ca$h. To which the parents responded:…

A high school teacher had become very annoyed. Very few of his students paid attention to him during class. This wouldn’t be so bad if not for the fact that they were always brought in their iPods and CD players and pretended like they weren’t in school. The teacher was fed up with scolding his…