First Delivery

“What’s the usual tip?” a man growled when, Brett, a college boy delivered his pizza.

“Well,” Brett continued, “this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”

“Is that so?” grunted the man. “In that case, here’s five dollars.”

“Thanks,” Brett said, “I’ll put it in my college fund.”

“By the way, what are you studying?” inquired the man.

And Brett replied, “Applied psychology.”