gross

  • Natural Sweets

    Would you like some chocolate ice cream and lemonade? Yes? Ok! *shits* chocolate ice cream and *pisses* lemonade!that would be $5.00

  • Hairy Butt

    There once was a women who bought a new house but didn’t know what to name it. So she stuck her head out the window and heard Hairy Butt! So she decided to name the house Hairy Butt. Then sometime later she had a baby boy but didn’t know what to name it, so she…

  • Not So Horny

    An elderly couple (BATTERY AND BOODLER) was attending mass. About halfway through, BOODLER leans over and says to BATTERY, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?” BATTERY replied, “That was sexy. Put a new battery in your vibrator; then let’s go home and fuck our brains out.”

  • Two Turds

    Two turds were sitting beside each other in a toilet, when one looks to the other and says, “man, you smell like shit”.

  • Ben-Gay – Preparation H

    Which comes first, Ben-Gay or Preparation H? Ben-Gay. After you have been gay, you’ll need the Preparation H.

  • Nasty Stuff

    During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!) An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain…

  • Teacher and a Kid

    When the whole class had left the little boy said, “Teacher, give me an A+ on my math test.” The teacher then says “No.” Then the boy said, “Give me an A, or I’ll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you will get fired. So the teacher…

  • What is the square

    What is the square root of 69? Ate something (8….)

  • An Affair

    I once knew a boy who was dating his left hand and having an affair with his right.

  • Thermometer

    What’s the differance between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The Taste…

  • Mathematician

    What do Constipated Mathematicians do? Work it out with a pencil.

  • The Haunted Hotel Room

    Once there were three teenagers, two boys and one girl. The teenagers wanted to stay in a hotel, so they drove to the nearest one. The hotel owner said, “We only have one more free room, but it is the haunted one.” The teenagers didn’t care, so they said they’d take it anyway. “It’s on…