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A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in. He asks the man at the counter, “Do you have any rooms available?” The man at the counter…

Did you ever have to fart, on a bus, or an airplane, or in some public place, but hadn’t been farting all that day? So you didn’t really know the nature of the beast, you only knew there was LOTS of it! In a situation like that, what you have to do is to release…

Doctor: Well I hope you enjoy changing diapers, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Why, Am I pregnant? Doctor: No, you have bowel cancer!

What is grosser than gross? When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice!

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”

What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can’t marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.

To the tune of “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover”: I’m looking over my dead dog Rover That I ran over with the power mower One leg is missing, another is gone The third leg is scattered all over the lawn No need explainin’ the one remainin’ Is under the car port door I’m…

Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom….What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? A. EUROPEAN… of course!

*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times…

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond and a Former Sexual Partner Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Loins? Oh, grand! It”s Bond. James Bond? O07? Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi…

Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy…

Please don’t tell anyone, this is HOT gossip. After all the years of shit, it’s surprising they are still together! Guess who? THE BUTTOCKS!