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Jelly Donuts
in JokesOne day Jenny’s parents decided to go out to eat and see a movie. They tell her not to have anyone over. So her parents leave. About 15 minutes later she hears the doorbell ring. “Oh my boyfriend is here.” She opens the door to bring him upstairs to do some stuff. About an hour…
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Throw Up
in JokesThere were 2 guys who were best friends, Bob and Carl, that went walking everyday past a very fancy restuarant made up of very clear, expensive glass. Well everytime they went by, they would always make jokes about the rich snobs who dined there (of course because they were jealous because they wanted to be…
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Vampires Go to a bar
in JokesIt’s Halloween and everyone’s out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it. At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to…
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The Nose Picking Glossary
in JokesTHE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there’s no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK…When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.…
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Raw Elements
in JokesIn school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?” Little Stevie raised his hand and said, “I would want gold, because…
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Spit or Swallow
in JokesRosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, “I think I’m going to see a dietitian.” Nina asks, “Why?” Rosy answers, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen.” Nina replies, “I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy…
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Fart File
in JokesTHE COMMON FART The Common Fart is the fart heard most often. It is a very close relative of the “Ripper”, but is released with less force. It is usually heard in groups where people aren’t yet comfortable with farting amongst each other. Therefore, one person in the group gets up some nerve and releases…
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Star Trek And Toilet Paper
in JokesQ: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons!