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Chapstick Product
in JokesChapstick is selling a new product in England. It is the regular Chapstick with Viagra added to the formula. Englishmen like it because it helps them keep a stiff upper lip.
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Things Written in Blood
in JokesThe Goriest, Scariest, Yuckiest Top 12 Things You Really Don’t Want To See Written In Blood… 12) “Richard Hillman did it and——” 11) “Can you guess where your friends are?” 10) Your name signed on a Microsoft License Agreement 9) “Remember that kid you picked on during Junior Cert year…” 8) Your name on the…
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Public Restroom
in JokesA man is sitting at his register and a beautiful young women comes in asking to use the bathroom. Even though she is beautiful the man refuses to let her use it. At least until she buys something. So she buys a pack of gum and then asks again. He says, “yes.” She comes out…
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AAAAAAAAHHHH smells like freshness
in JokesThis lonely little boy was sitting at home, and he recently discovered the noises and smells that can emit from his joke in the form of a fart. So the bored little boy decided to travel the world looking for the best fart, He went to Canada and realized that the cold temperature caused the…
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Good in Bed
in JokesA lady one day decides to place an ad for a good relationship in bed. she said muct not have hands to beat her, must not have feet to walk on her and must be good in bed. one day, the doorbell rang and she answered it. a man with no legs, or hands is…
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Chinese Prank
in JokesThere lived a Chinese and an American in a hotel. One day, the Chinese felt thirsty, so he decided to get a drink of water. So he went to the public refrigerator, took a can of coke, and drank it. Then he wanted to go pee, so he peed in the can, closed the cap,…
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Dry Cleaners
in JokesA lady was at the bar when a guy started hitting on her. She said “I’ll send my pants to you from the dry cleaners, that way you can get into them on you own time.”