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Piglet and the Toilet
in JokesQ: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)
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Break the Bread
in JokesA woman is walking down the street with a pack of menstrual pads in her hand, after buying them from the store. A homeless guy comes by and kindly asks for money. The woman says she has no change. So, the guy being a smartass says, “Can I have some of that bread in your…
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Find the Similarities
in JokesOn one side of the world, a man is given a blowjob by a 80-year-old woman. On the other side of the world, a stuntman attempts the unattemptable: Tiptoeing on a stretched cord between two skyscrapers. What are they both thinking? “Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down…”
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Bathtime Farts
in JokesA man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a drink,” she suggested smiling. “Good…
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Shorty
in JokesThe little cowboy, Shorty, was leaving the bar to get on his horse for the ride back to the ranch, when he noted that someone had painted his horse’s balls blue. Totally pissed, he went back into the bar and shouted, “Who’s the dirty son of a bitch that painted my horse’s balls blue?!” A…
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The Poop Name List
in JokesThe Poop Name List __________________________________________________ The Perfect Dump- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of…
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The Young Cowboy
in JokesA young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a small town in western Oklahoma. He sat at the counter and noticed an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked, “If you ain’t…
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Whose Father is the Tallest?
in JokesThree youngsters are having hot discussion, about whose father is the tallest one. The first one said, “My father is just like statue of Liberty. Your hat will fall off if you look at him” The second one does not want to loose the discussion. He added, “That’s nothing! You can not see my father’s…