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A boy asks his dad,”Dad, what is 6.9?” The dad answers, “69 interrupted by a period!”

Life is like a dick… when it gets hard fuck it!

The Poop Name List __________________________________________________ The Perfect Dump- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of…

A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a small town in western Oklahoma. He sat at the counter and noticed an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked, “If you ain’t…

Three youngsters are having hot discussion, about whose father is the tallest one. The first one said, “My father is just like statue of Liberty. Your hat will fall off if you look at him” The second one does not want to loose the discussion. He added, “That’s nothing! You can not see my father’s…

Oedipus was a real motherfucker.

There once was a man from Rangoon Whose farts could be heard on the moon; When you’d least expect ’em They’d burst from his rectum With the force of a raging typhoon!!

Best Friend to Former Fat Guy: Hey man, you’re looking good. Looks like you lost lots of pounds. Any secrets? Former Fat Guy: Eating dates. Best Friend: Oh yeah? I’ve read that compared to other foods, dates have the highest anti-oxidant values. How much and how many times a week do you eat dates? Former…

One day a man was sitting on a toilet with his solar power laptop, then his laptop fell in the toilet. He ran out of the bathroom screaming. The next person sat down to use the toilet. When he was done, he stood up looked at the toilet and screamed out of the bathroom. All…

How many feet does a black rooster have? How many wings does a black rooster have? How many heads does a black rooster have? How many hairs are on the back of a white cat? Why is it that you know more about a black cock rather than a white pussy?

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,…

Two men were riding on a train. One of them had a bottle in his coat pocket, and the other one wanted it. Finally the train went through a dark tunnel and the man was able to take the bottle out and drink up all the “whisky” inside of it. Then he put it back…