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Waiters and Spoons
in JokesAt a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter said, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement.” Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the…
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Lord of the Things: Fellowship of the Thing
in JokesImagine that you are on an adventure in a jungle with your best friend. Your friend gets bitten (on his manhood) by a poisonous snake while he was peeing. There isn’t a hospital for hundreds of miles. The question is, will you SUCK the poison out or will you just watch him die?
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A Good Date
in JokesThree roommates: a blonde, brunette, and redhead all go out on dates one night. When they get back in the blonde says, “You know you’ve been on a good date when your make-up is all smeared!” The brunette says, “No, no, you know you’ve been on a good date when you come home and your…
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The 3 Holes
in JokesA guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in. He asks the man at the counter, “Do you have any rooms available?” The man at the counter…
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Farting in Public
in JokesDid you ever have to fart, on a bus, or an airplane, or in some public place, but hadn’t been farting all that day? So you didn’t really know the nature of the beast, you only knew there was LOTS of it! In a situation like that, what you have to do is to release…
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Am I Pregnant?
in JokesDoctor: Well I hope you enjoy changing diapers, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Why, Am I pregnant? Doctor: No, you have bowel cancer!
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Raggedy Ann
in JokesQ: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face saying, “Lie to me, lie to me!”
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Marmalade and Jam
in JokesWhat is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can’t marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.