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What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can’t marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.

To the tune of “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover”: I’m looking over my dead dog Rover That I ran over with the power mower One leg is missing, another is gone The third leg is scattered all over the lawn No need explainin’ the one remainin’ Is under the car port door I’m…

Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom….What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? A. EUROPEAN… of course!

*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times…

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond and a Former Sexual Partner Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Loins? Oh, grand! It”s Bond. James Bond? O07? Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi…

Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy…

Please don’t tell anyone, this is HOT gossip. After all the years of shit, it’s surprising they are still together! Guess who? THE BUTTOCKS!

SPERM 1: Are we EVER going to reach the egg? SPERM 2: Stop moaning, we’ve only just passed the tonsils.

What’s grosser than gross? When you find a used tampon in your ketchup bottle.

Birdie Birdie in the sky, Dropped some white stuff in my eye. I’m a big girl, I won’t cry. I’m just glad that cows don’t fly!

2 men were out camping. At about 3:00 one man had to go to the bathroom. There were no toilets around and the men had no toilet paper! The man took a crap in the forest, but then had noting to wipe his butt with. He asked his friend what to do, and his friends…

Once there was a girl named Maria having her 13th birthday. She had three of her closest friends over. Their names were Jessica, Sarah and Amy. Amy told Maria that she heard weird sounds coming from the closet and she thought there was a ghost in it, but Maria didn’t believe her. Next, Sarah told…