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Nasty Stuff
in JokesDuring an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!) An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain…
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Teacher and a Kid
in JokesWhen the whole class had left the little boy said, “Teacher, give me an A+ on my math test.” The teacher then says “No.” Then the boy said, “Give me an A, or I’ll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you will get fired. So the teacher…
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Thermometer
in JokesWhat’s the differance between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The Taste…
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The Haunted Hotel Room
in JokesOnce there were three teenagers, two boys and one girl. The teenagers wanted to stay in a hotel, so they drove to the nearest one. The hotel owner said, “We only have one more free room, but it is the haunted one.” The teenagers didn’t care, so they said they’d take it anyway. “It’s on…
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
in Jokes1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somejoke breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 5. ”Damn, this…
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No Chance Pick Up Lines
in JokesDid you fart….Because you are blowing me away!!! My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z. Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? Hey baby, have you fallen from heaven, because that would explain your face.. Can i buy you a drink? Because you look like an alcoholic. Do you believe in…
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Captain Hook
in JokesWhat’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.