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Why don’t witches wear panties? To get a better grip on their broom.

If your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof, would you help your uncle Jack off?

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: ————————————— | Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 | | Hand Job: $10.00 | ————————————— Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive…

Bob and Bo are hunting. Bob had a sever case of diarrhea so he decided to stay and rest up. Bo goes out and kills a big deer and guts it. He then thinks it would be funny if he laid the deers guts in Bob’s sleeping bag so he does and goes to sleep.…

Now I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven’t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no…

Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left. One guy says “Lets flip for it” But another says “No, Lets flip it over”

Very stinky I can be. And a wet hole is all you see. Give me a rod and I’m happy. In the silence I can queef. No one thinks they’re eating beef. And please oh please don’t use teeth.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is on her period? A: She only has on one sock!

Reacting to Federal guidelines, the State of FLORIDA, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by the Bush Administration’s Dept. of Education, has redesigned and just released a new comprehensive test to be given to all students beginning in the spring of the 2004-2005 school year. In response to President Bush’s…

A man hated the Trojans. He loved USC. Why? He hated using Trojan condoms. He wanted to have sex the o’natural way.

Q> Why did Pepsi hire Michael Jackson to do commercials again? A> Because they wanted someone to suck that little boy back out of the bottle.

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a chair? Turn it upside down!