insults

Q: What do you say when you see a group full of black people? A: Where is the cream filling?

A blonde and a brunette have been fighting for over an hour about the sun. The brunette yells,”THE SUN IS A STAR!!!” The blonde yells,”NO IT’S EVERYONE IN THE WORLD’S FARTS!” The brunette says to the blonde,”Girl, you couldn’t play any stupider!” Shocked, the blonde says in reply,”Who’s playing?”

The Perfect Halloween Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear…

The closest you’ve ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle!

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty What the heck happened to you?

Some old school insults for yall… You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket. Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton. Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain. Missing a layer of insulation in your attic. You’re so fat, when you turn around people…

“I never forget a face. However, in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” -Groucho Marx

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next Albert introduces…

I don’t need to write a joke! Whenever I see your face I start to laugh anyway!!

Your face is so oily, we’re going to war over it.

This above a uranal. What are you looking at? The real joke is in your hands!

You’re so ugly that when it’s Christmas, instead of giving you toys, Santa gives you plastic bags to cover your face.