insults

Why aren’t there more Kenyans in the Olympics? All the rest couldn’t outrun the slave traders!

I’m the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times: Once it’s told, once it’s explained, and 5 minutes later once I get it.

Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.

here is a link to the joke http://miamistreetracing.com/forum/v…d.php?tid=2385

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed. “What wonderful photos!” said the host’s wife. “You must have a very expensive camera.” The photographer just smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said, “Thank you for the…

I know this might be a little on the stupid side but I think it’s funny… Happy Birthday to you.. You live in a zoo.. You smell like a monkey.. And you look like one too..

If this offends anyone, PM me. You know you’re a Mexican when… 1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their joke. 2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday’s best. 3. Your birthday doesn’t have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila. 4. When you’ve…

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.…

You’re about as useful as a bargain hunter in Sears!

In a slave market, an owner is showing his slaves for selling. A man come to the shop and pointing to an American slave and asked, “how much he is?”. The owner said, “$100”. And the man pioint to a Russian slave, asked again, and the owner reply, “$1000”. The man point to Japanese slave,…

You’re so ugly when you were born your parents named you “Shit Happens”

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!