insults

What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

newf is cool timmy cool is cool battery is cool girliepie is cool newf is cool drunky is cool all on my buddy list are cool all on wocka are cool all on braingle are cool all on earth are cool all in the many universes are cool I just said you’re cool vote full…

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill? Avalanche! What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? Mudslide! What do you call a group of Latinos running down a hiil? JAILBREAK! How do you find the country of Mexico? Roll a quarter down a hill.…

When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo…

You’re so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.

Why aren’t there more Kenyans in the Olympics? All the rest couldn’t outrun the slave traders!

I’m the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times: Once it’s told, once it’s explained, and 5 minutes later once I get it.

Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.

here is a link to the joke http://miamistreetracing.com/forum/v…d.php?tid=2385

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed. “What wonderful photos!” said the host’s wife. “You must have a very expensive camera.” The photographer just smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said, “Thank you for the…

I know this might be a little on the stupid side but I think it’s funny… Happy Birthday to you.. You live in a zoo.. You smell like a monkey.. And you look like one too..

If this offends anyone, PM me. You know you’re a Mexican when… 1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their joke. 2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday’s best. 3. Your birthday doesn’t have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila. 4. When you’ve…