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-Knock Knock! -Who’s there? -You know. -You know who? -Thats right, avada kedavra!

The doorbell rings. The woman goes to the door and shortly comes back startled and turns to her husband, seeking help: “Dieter! There’s a man standing outside who only asks ‘Tatü tata’” (Tatü tata is onomatopoeia for the sound a police car siren makes). Dieter goes to the door and comes back laughing. “It’s my…

Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’ other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.

Knock KnocK??? Who’s there? Ya Ya who? Where did that cowboy come from??

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it’s cold out here.

How to break up a dating couple: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I dumped your girlfriend last night?

Knock-knock.. Who’s there? Panther…. Panther who? Panth-er no panth I’m goin’ thwimmin’!

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby that is the question!

Knock knock Who’s there? *silence*

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Me DUHH!!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!