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There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. “Not you again,” I said. “Sorry,” he said, a little sheepishly. “I guess you know why I’m here.” Indeed I did. Microsoft’s $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally effective, to convince every human…

Knock-knock Who’s there? Stew Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.

Knock-Knock Who’s There. Pick up. Pick up Who? Pick up your truck and I’ll grab the money.

A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with tremendous respect. At a farewell reception, her host said, “We’ve been so excited to have a famous author in our midst.” “What am I supposed to have written?” she…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sobers. Sobers who? Sau baras se khatkhata rahen hain, Ab to darwazaa kholo.

Rich and Kim, a couple, were in a room when Kim asked Rich if he would ever forget her. He replied that he would never forget her. Then she said, “Knock-knock!” and, of course, Rich said, “Who’s there?” “See!” she exclaimed sulkily. “You have forgotten already.”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining!

Knock, knock. Who’s There? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know until you open the door!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Guess. Guess who? What, I don’t know.

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door