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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining!

Knock, knock. Who’s There? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know until you open the door!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Guess. Guess who? What, I don’t know.

Knock-Knock Who’s there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door

Knock, knock Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

Knock-Knock Who’s there Jack Jack Who I don’t know any jack

Kock-knock. Who’s there? Please. Please who? It’s the police! Open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Poop!

A man was lost for hours when he suddenly came up to a house. The man knocked on the door and asks to enter. The woman who owns the house asked, “Who is it?” The man answered, “I and I King Silassi I Jah Rasta Fari.” The lady replied, “Go away, there are too many…

Knock-Knock Who’s there Icee Icee who I see you in there now let me in!

One day, someone phoned Central Manhattan Office. Caller: Good afternoon. I’m John Smith. Operator: GOOD AFTERNOON! CAN I HELP YOU? Caller: Who are you? Why are you so rude? Operator: WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? Caller: I am looking for my sister, Gabrielle Smith. She works here, right? Operator: SHE IS IN THE TOILET! Caller:…