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What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A power failure. Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. How are husbands…

– “Hey, Princess, you wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?” – “Been there, slain that.” – “What’s a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?” – “They don’t call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.” – “When the Inquisition put me on the rack,…

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.” “Sugar!” “Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks…

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, “You should be hung.” I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold…

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see…

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies, “Autumn.”

“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! The…

Why does Hershey’s chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp read, so when they got home, the husband got out…

If love is blind is then why is lingerie so popular?

It was the interval at the Opera when Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and called: “Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?!” A man in a tuxedo pushed his way towards her. “I’m a doctor” he said. “Oh, doctor,” she said, “Have I got just the loveliest…

An elderly couple were on a road trip and stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. They finished their lunch and it wasn’t until they were back on the highway that the old woman realized she had left her glasses behind at the restaurant. They had to continue on the highway for quite some distance…