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Unfaithful
in JokesPaddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with…
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Men vs Guys
in JokesMen: know what they want to be doing five years down the road. Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight. Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf. Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker. Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces. Guys: wear high school…
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Coke or Pepsi
in JokesThere was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle. A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew. They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew. They searched the area and met with…
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Nearsighted
in JokesA nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: Bill Jones, having gone to see his…
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The Worlds’ Shortest Fairytale
in JokesOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” The guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting. He played golf a lot, drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.
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I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!
in JokesThree retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?” “No,” the second man replied, “it’s Thursday.” And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
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Devotion
in JokesDave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. “She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home,” she said. “What an example of devotion,” Dave replied. “I wonder if you’d be that concerned about me?” “Honey,”…
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School Reunion
in JokesJack hadn’t been to a school reunion in decades. When he walked in, Jack thought he recognised a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting. “You look like Helen Brown,” he remarked. “Well”, replied the angry woman, “you don’t look so great in blue either!”
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Morning Wood
in JokesMORNING WOOD! Get ready… this is quite possibly one of the funniest true stories I’ve read in a long while! No matter how many times I read it, I still can’t keep the tears away! I caution the weak of heart before reading today’s joke – you know who you are – so you might…
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Do You Like My Stone?
in JokesSometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I have put all my…