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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to…

Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say -What do you mean today’s our anniversary? -I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. -Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being “just friends”. -The new girl in my office is a stripper…I invited her over for dinner on Friday.…

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him…

As the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a performance, one of them noticed her friend was no longer sporting a flashy engagement ring. “What happened, Lily?” she asked, pointing to the bare finger. “The wedding off?” “Yeah,” Lily admitted. “I saw him in a bathing suit last week, and he looked so different without his…

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I…

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”. She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old…

Actual online ad: $10,000 06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 – Aug 7, 2006 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling…

A man woke up on his birthday and went downstairs expecting his wife to say “Happy Birthday” and to give him a nice breakfast. He found that his wife wasn’t home and that no breakfast was made. He got a little upset as he drove his kid to school. The whole trip to school was…

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, “You should be hung!” I slowly took a long drink from my can of Old Milwaukee Light, wiped…

A ninety-year-old couple was going to bed, and the old lady was feeling romantic. She said to her husband, “I remember, when we were younger, how you used to hold my hand at night.” Grumbling under his breath, her husband reached over and held her hand. Shortly after, she said, “I remember how, when we…

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man? A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the…

A man is flying on a very expensive airline in first class when the sudden urge to relieve himself overwhelms him. He runs to the bathroom to find its occupied. He bangs and bangs on the door but no one comes out. The flight attendant notices the man is in distress so she tries to…