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Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college…

A woman, calling a local hospital, said, “Hello, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I’d like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse”. The voice on the other end of the line said, “What is the patient’s…

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, “Why are you going to sleep on the floor?” The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”

After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom and Dad announced to their grown children that they’re getting a divorce. The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at keeping their parents together, arranged a series of sessions for the whole family with a world-famous marriage counselor. The counselor worked…

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot. The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it. The wife means: I’m still…

How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open by the time she brings it to you. Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink. How much does it cost to fix a woman’s watch? Nothing, theres a clock on the oven. Your…

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back! Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n colorless… still extremely reliable n robust. Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive…….. yet one never knows…

Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care!

One morning, during breakfast, I say, “I had the strangest dream. It was about aliens.” My mother asks, “What are aliens?” My father asks, “What kind?”

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks and…

Dear __________________________,     I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.  As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.  I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening…

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.