Women Bashing Questions

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should be open by the time she brings it to you.

Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

How much does it cost to fix a woman’s watch?
Nothing, theres a clock on the oven.

Your wife is at the front door yelling at you to open the door for her and your dog is at the back door barking his head off to be let in. Which one do you let in first?
The dog, he shuts up when you let him in the house.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist?
A woman who won’t shut up and do what a man tells her.