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Two men were running for the same seat in their state senate. The two men had just finished meeting for lunch in a restaurant. Said the first man “I’m going to win the election because I put in a personal touch. For example, I left the waiter a ten dollar tip so that he would…

Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2:…

Presidents on a sinking ship! Ford says: “What do we do?” Bush says: “Man the lifeboats!” Reagan says: “What lifeboats?” Carter says: “Women first!” Nixon says: “Screw the women!” Clinton says: “You think we have time?”

Abramovich was sentenced to 5 years, served 10, then fortunately was paroled before he served the rest of his sentence.

Bellevue, WA There’s a story circulating through the Bellevue School District about the woman who called wanting information on home schooling. Both Lake Washington (Renton, WA) and Bellevue districts are noted for their support of home schoolers, and the Bellevue spokesperson was explaining procedures and what to do to the mother on the telephone. Among…

Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they can track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million…

Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “give…

Is anyjoke STILL ALIVE ON WOCKA?????? I KNOW THIS ISNT A JOKE BUT THIS WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION! HELLOOOO…. WAS THAT AN ECHO ECHO ECHO?

Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed “education” as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for “filling fee,” “campain work” and “litature.”

Reporters asked Dan Quayle what he thought of Roe v. Wade? His response: “Two alternate ways to cross the Potomac.”

The recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove existence of a new element. In early October [2005] a major research institution announced discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Government.” Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving…

“You know that the world is going crazy when: the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most…