oneliners
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This is a Very Long Line That…
in JokesThis is a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think it is over it starts again going on and on but you know it cannot keep on forever until it starts repeating itself about being a very long line that goes on and on and just when you think…
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The Zoology Teacher …
in JokesThe zoology teacher asked a small boy to make a sentence using the word “possum.” He answered, “Maw got horny and gave possum.”
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Dictionary
in JokesHow is it we look in a dictionary to figure out how to spell something if we don’t know how to spell it?
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Anger Management
in JokesFor all of you who say I need anger management… Just to let you know, if I could control my anger, I’d destroy you with it!
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Kind of Makes You Think 20
in JokesIn winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?