oneliners

Yo momma’s like Geico: so easy a caveman could do it.

If all those sweet young things were laid end to end – I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

Liners

Why did the squirrel go to the acorn shop? He broke his nuts on something!

You know you’re screwed when you fall in love with a woman you see at the mall, then realize that she is your sister.

Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!

The following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.” (2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5,000 will only…

Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.

What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, mommy?”

Why did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can’t be president?

In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

What’s another name for a push-up bra? False advertisement