oneliners
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Which is It?
in JokesHow can you tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle? Look at the audience!
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Some Groucho Marx Quotes
in JokesRoom service? Send up a larger room. Who are you going to believe; me, or your own eyes? A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. One morning I shot an elephant in my…
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Hillary, Monica, and Bill
in Jokes“For Gods sakes Bill! Help her find it!.” ~Hillary after walking in with Monica on her hands and knees in front of Bill
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Sunshine Friendship
in JokesHow can you be sad when you are at the Sunshine Happiness Parade of Friendly Friends?
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Scottish…
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? A: The Dolly Llama.
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Steve Wright VI
in JokesI had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. I installed a skylight in my apartment…. The people who live above me are furious! All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall…