oneliners
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We and They
in JokesBattle Where a whole lot of white men kill a few Indians. Massacre Where a whole lot of Indians kill a few white men.
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Statistics
in JokesThe government has recently issued a statement saying that 18.9 percent of all statistics are false.
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Humor Can be Dissected
in JokesHumor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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Piano Gift
in JokesPIANO PLAYER: “Do you think I have a gift for playing?” LISTENER: “No, but I’ll give you one for stopping!”
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WORDS OF WISDOM
in JokesPeople who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain’t no way you’re going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age…
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The Truth About Grandparents
in JokesThe reason grandparents and children get along so well is really quite simple: They have a common enemy.