oneliners
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I Know What I’m Doing
in JokesConfidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Mexican and Bench
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a Mexican and a Bench? A bench can support a whole family.
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From Start to Finish
in JokesThe trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
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Batty Books
in JokesGhost Stories by I.C. Spooks Rocket to the sun by R.U.Nuts Your Book of Glamour by Q.T Pie The Camel Ride by Major Bum – issore How to Grow Shorter by Neil Down How to Grow Taller by Stan Dup
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Definitions of the Spanish Royal Academy of the Language
in JokesLOVE: A word involving four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. It refers to a disease that can be cured by marriage. ARCHITECT: A guy not “macho” enough to be an engineer and not queer enough to be an interior designer. TO DANCE: It refers to the vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.…
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Man and car
in JokesMen who walk in front of car get tired. Men who walk in back of car get exhausted.