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Why, Oh Why, Oh Why . . . Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but…

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on…

Twenty Something – The cost of a sitter for Saturday night. Fancy Restaurant – One that serves cold soup on purpose. College – The four-year period when parents are permitted access to their home telephone. Hors D’oeuvres – A sandwich cut into 20 pieces. Kissing – A means of getting two people so close together…

10. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 9. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on…

If Six is afraid of Seven because Seven ate (Eight) Nine, why did Six soon die? Because Six, Seven ate (Eight) (678)

Here are some fun things to do in a public library if you get bored there… 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like ‘the’, ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you. 3. While looking at your book, turn so…

One day, a little Indian boy came up to an old man in the village (In the Indian heritage, the oldest are most wise). The little boy asks, “How do we Indians get their names? Like… Blackhawk, or Redeyes?” The old man says, “Well, actually, when they are born, the first thing we see is…

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?” The LT replies, “Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the universe; how small a…

Two beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers. These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for…

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from a girl, our computers facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed…

If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the…