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# Astronauts can’t belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. # Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. # The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. # The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was…

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among…

Two best friends were staying at a hotel.Their room was on the tenth floor. One day, because the lift was under repair, they started climbing the stairs. On reaching the first floor, one friend remembered something and said – First Friend : Hey listen! I want to tell you something. Second Friend : Go on,…

Try to refrain from referring to this website or the users of this website in the jokes you post on Wocka. This is mainly because most of the people who read the jokes might not understand the reference to a particular person and they will rate the joke poorly because they do not understand it.

2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers. Most people hear better with their right ear. animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons. Honey bees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.

The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?” “No, lady, not yet; I’ll let you know,” he replied, time after time. The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town…

Father O’Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, he decides to take a vacation. He’s never been married and is curious about what Americans endure in everyday life, so he decides to go to the States before it’s too late. He hops on a Nevada bound plane and arrives at…

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Schwarznegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have one, The POPE has one but doesn’t use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns’ was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We…

You know your joke is bad when…. – All the comments rated -2 or less are the ones that say they actually like it. – There AREN’T any comments at all. – People ask if you are boring in real life. – It was so “not funny”, that it was actually funny. And last but…

A tramp knocked on the door of a house. “What do you want?” said the owner. “Can you spare some money to help a poor person?” said the beggar. As soon he was given a few coins and told to go on his way, the beggar complained, “Your son gave me twice as much when…

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time. (Author unknown, but someone who’s been there)