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A decrepit old gas man named Peter While hunting around for the meter His torch he did light He arose out of sight And, of course, as a result, he totally, completely and utterly destroyed the meter!

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” After…

There was a teenaged girl name Amanda, who just stepped out of the shower. She wrapped a towel around her joke, and went into her room. She was very excited because her long time crush, Jason, was coming over to have dinner. She turned the radio on and her favorite song was playing, so she…

Teenager: Dad, did you hear that Jake broke up with Taylor? Dad: Oh no, another album.

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”

Do they put underwear on corpses? Why do people say “The alarm just went off” when really it just came on? If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? If…

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs…

230 The number of keys in an ordinary piano is eighty eight 231 ‘Man is a Tool Making animal’ was said by Benjamin Franklin 232 The term ‘anesthesia’ was coined by Oliver Wendell Holmes 233 The first man to reach Antartica was Fabian Gottlieb 234 The Kilimanjaro volcano is situated in Tanzania 235 The invention…

Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren’t any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

Did you ever watch the Food Network? Ya, they cook stuff that you won’t even think about cooking, and afterwards you don’t even bother to even remember it. People just sit at home and drool… It’s like porno for fat people.

Q: Where do spiders go to learn new words? A: WEB-sters dictionary!!

An Indian man made a painting with the sun above a beach. He proudly displayed his painting. When people marvel at his work and asked, “What’s it called?” He said, “Sun of a Beach.”