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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would…

The Pope, a hippie, and George Bush were all on a plane that was crashing. The pilots had already jumped to safety and there were only two parachutes left. Without a moment’s hesitation, Bush grabbed a pack, yelled “I’m the most powerful man in the universe! I have to survive!”, and jumped from the plane.…

A police man arrested a MBA marketing girl…. GIRL: I’M not involved in sex COP:Then what are you doing? GIRL: I am selling condoms and offering a free a trial

“Why do you keep reading the Bible every day?” the teenage girl asked her grandfather. “Well, it’s a bit like cramming for your final exam,” said Granddad.

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. “In 1942,” he says, “the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember,” he continues, “one day I was protecting our bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared. At…

Former Vice President Dan Quayle says that if you take out the profanity, the TV show “The Osbounes” is about good family values. You take out the profanity, and “The Osbournes” is about 30 seconds long.

Once there was an old man 70 years old named Bob who was married to his 73 year old wife, Mary. They had their grandchild, named Caroline over. Once they got home from their walk, Bob offered Caroline some hot chocolate, toast, and eggs. “Of course!” She said with delight. Then, Bob goes in to…

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because it had no joke to go with.

MEXICAN VIRUS BUENOS DIAS!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVED A MEHICAN BIRUS!!! SINCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TAN JOU POR YELPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE FEDENZIO RODRIGUEZ GARCIA , MEXICAN…

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Capitalism: You have two…

Tex: “My uncle can shoot a gun faster than any other man in the West. He can even shoot without removing the gun from his Holster.” Rex: “What do they call your uncle?” Tex: “Toeless Joe.”

Is One Foot Enough??? A girl in the U.S. lived very far away from her mother. One day, the girl became engaged but discovered her fiance had only one foot. The girl, surprised sent her mother a letter asking for advice. The letter began, “Mother, my husband has only one foot…” The mother upon receiving…