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  • Signs #3

    Sign at an office kitchen: After the tea break, the staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the drain-board.

  • Canadian Submarine

    Q: How do you sink a canadian submarine? A: You swim underneath it and knock on the door

  • Captain Saunders’ Escape

    In WW2 Captain Saunders was wounded in battle and captured by the Germans. He was sent to a German military hospital. On his first day in the hospital a doctor came, bearing bad news, “we have to amputate your legs.” The Captain was very sad, however he asked the doctor if his legs could be…

  • Chocolate Is Better

    15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your…

  • Father’s Last Request

    A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and…

  • Birth Control

    A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she…

  • The Last Laugh

    A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge…

  • Georgia

    THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN GEORGIA: 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in GEORGIA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in GEORGIA plus a couple no one’s seen before 4. If…

  • Pakistanis on the Moon

    What do u call 1 Paki on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 10 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 100 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call all the Paki’s on the moon? Answer: Problem solved

  • The Salesman

    TEXAS SALESMAN – A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.” The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.” You…

  • An Elevator Operator…

    An elevator operator complained that he was getting tired of people asking him for the time. A friend suggested that he hang a clock in his elevator. A few weeks later, the friend inquired as to how things were going. “Just awful!” declared the elevator operator. “NOW, all day long, people ask me, “Is the…

  • Today Is…

    Today is International Day of The Very Good Looking, Beautiful and Damn Attractive People, so send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received over one thousand messages and my inbox is jammed full.