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Canadian Submarine
in JokesQ: How do you sink a canadian submarine? A: You swim underneath it and knock on the door
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Captain Saunders’ Escape
in JokesIn WW2 Captain Saunders was wounded in battle and captured by the Germans. He was sent to a German military hospital. On his first day in the hospital a doctor came, bearing bad news, “we have to amputate your legs.” The Captain was very sad, however he asked the doctor if his legs could be…
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Chocolate Is Better
in Jokes15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your…
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Father’s Last Request
in JokesA husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and…
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Birth Control
in JokesA doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she…
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The Last Laugh
in JokesA boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge…
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Pakistanis on the Moon
in JokesWhat do u call 1 Paki on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 10 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 100 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call all the Paki’s on the moon? Answer: Problem solved
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The Salesman
in JokesTEXAS SALESMAN – A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.” The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.” You…
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An Elevator Operator…
in JokesAn elevator operator complained that he was getting tired of people asking him for the time. A friend suggested that he hang a clock in his elevator. A few weeks later, the friend inquired as to how things were going. “Just awful!” declared the elevator operator. “NOW, all day long, people ask me, “Is the…