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An engaged couple met with their pastor to set the date for their wedding. During the meeting, the pastor asked them whether they preferred to have a contemporary or a traditional service. They chose a contemporary service. On the day of the big event there was a major storm, which caused the groom to take…

20 = best score in lowball bowling.

This really happened (honest!) A man was receiving death threats from another man, so he took him to court. The judge threw the case out on the basis that “the threats obviously hadn’t been carried out.” Really, how stupid can you get?

This site is dead. There has been an all-time low in traffic. No one posts anymore. The end of the site is a tragic one, and I will miss the site. Wocka has fallen from its high branch. Submit your hate towards, but you know it’s true.

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a southwest airlines employee: “there may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this…

One day, after I took my dog to the vet, I stopped off at the grocery store to pick up some milk. So I left my dog in the car with the window rolled down so she could breathe. Because my dog is small, she could fit through the window of the car, but she…

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We…

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play He kissed them as well, he’s funny that way.

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the…

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. * You may not sing in the bathtub. * Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. * Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages…

Sherlock Holmes and his companion Watson are chasing down a criminal and have come to a time in the chase in which it is too late to head back home and too late to keep traveling after him. Considering that they were in the middle of the woods, Holmes, being as smart as he was,…

I have learned to not jump out the window with a towel as a parachute. ..never throw a boomerang if you don’t know how to catch it. ..don’t fly a kite while facing towards the wind. ..don’t throw a cat on a dog. ..never leave a three year old alone with duct tape and glue…