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The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean? What is the median and what is the mean? There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6. Compare each number with the median, the mean is 10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth…

The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side. To his butler, he said, “Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal service I shall leave you Ashley Hall, with its 74 rooms, and a 100% pension.” “Thank…

Annoy People ——————————————————————————– 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don’t buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April…

Racing through the snow a onewarde southern sleigh, all the way we go bahing through the trees, the snow is turning red, I think i’m almost dead, all the children laugh and play around my stupid head!

Of course you know they have changed the look of twenty dollar bills recently. What happens to the old ones? Bill Gates gets them!

Lady on telephone: “Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids.” Guy (stunned!): Are you Sandra? No. Jenny? No. Amy? No. Betty? No. Lady (in confusion): “No sir, I’m your son’s class teacher.”

A man walks into a shop and says, “I see you don’t have any fish”, and the shop assistant replies, “You got it wrong – ours is a butcher: we don’t have any meat. They don’t have any fish in the fish shop that is across the road!”

How do the chinese get their names? Their parents kick a can down the street… ching chang chung bing….

Something to text to your friendz The police found a joke with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you are okay I was worried

You know what would be odd? Some one with a deep, dark voice calls you and says, “I know what your phone number is…heh heh…”

What’s the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries! Why does MJ like Wal-Mart? Because they have boys’ pants half off! What time is bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! And now,…