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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?” The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more. The bartender…

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Here’s a chain mail I recieved. Hi there, Thought For The Day “Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You’re blessed with both!” Don’t be flattered, this message was sent to ME! I just wanted YOU to read it. PASS IT ON.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead… And when she was good, she was very very good, But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sport car.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. An ant can lift 50 times its own weight. Holland is the only country with a national dog. The first penny had the motto “mind your own business. Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers. Chinese is the most commonly spoken language in the world.

What letter comes next? D, L, M, M, J, V, … S. The letters are the first letters of Spanish days of the week, domingo, lunes, martes, miercoles, jueves, viernes, sabado.

When kids say: The party is supervised = It’s supervised by a grandparent who falls asleep most of the time. I’m doing well in school = Oh crap, I need help. It’s okay, I don’t need help = Get the heck away from me. When men say: Hi honey, how are you? = I’ve been…

CONGRATULATIONS! WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY VERY VERY FEW WHO READ THE README FILE! But because the other, huge percentage do NOT, we moved the actual contents of this file into IGNOREME file because the chances for most of the people to read IGNOREME are at least the chances to read README…

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants…

Q. The Bay of Bengal is in which state? A. Liquid Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half of an apple ? A. The other half. Q. What happened when the…

Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth. Panama is the only place in the world that you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic. The only lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty. A honey bee can fly up to 15 m.p.h.

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