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  • Median and Mean

    The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean? What is the median and what is the mean? There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6. Compare each number with the median, the mean is 10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.

  • Church Lessons

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth…

  • The Lord Giveth . . .

    The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side. To his butler, he said, “Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal service I shall leave you Ashley Hall, with its 74 rooms, and a 100% pension.” “Thank…

  • 111 Ways to Annoy People

    Annoy People ——————————————————————————– 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at the market; don’t buy it 4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two 5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April…

  • Christmas Carol

    Racing through the snow a onewarde southern sleigh, all the way we go bahing through the trees, the snow is turning red, I think i’m almost dead, all the children laugh and play around my stupid head!

  • TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS

    Of course you know they have changed the look of twenty dollar bills recently. What happens to the old ones? Bill Gates gets them!

  • I Am Your FATHER!

    Lady on telephone: “Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids.” Guy (stunned!): Are you Sandra? No. Jenny? No. Amy? No. Betty? No. Lady (in confusion): “No sir, I’m your son’s class teacher.”

  • Don’t Have Any Fish

    A man walks into a shop and says, “I see you don’t have any fish”, and the shop assistant replies, “You got it wrong – ours is a butcher: we don’t have any meat. They don’t have any fish in the fish shop that is across the road!”

  • Chinese Names

    How do the chinese get their names? Their parents kick a can down the street… ching chang chung bing….

  • Text Messages

    Something to text to your friendz The police found a joke with no brain, fucked up teeth, a small dick, and a swollen asshole Just called to make sure you are okay I was worried

  • Seriously

    You know what would be odd? Some one with a deep, dark voice calls you and says, “I know what your phone number is…heh heh…”

  • MJ Jokes

    What’s the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries! Why does MJ like Wal-Mart? Because they have boys’ pants half off! What time is bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! And now,…