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Report of a duel between Alexander Shott and John Nott, in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case, it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot, but Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott,…

An editor is someone who has earned enough points to “unlock” certain features of the website. Editors have certain degrees of ability to modify the jokes on this website. Here is a list of the requirements and privileges given to those who meet the requirements. You do not need to ask to become an editor.…

A man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, “I need you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I’m a deep sleeper and can be ornery when I get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop. Here’s $100 to make sure.” The conductor agreed. The man…

A teacher of a fifth grade class gave her students an assignment. The assignment was to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and each had a turn to tell their stories. “Peter, do you have a story to…

“Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off.” Make sense? It should be- “Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off.”

One day, a man goes to a hotel. There is only one room left; room #30. Wondering what was the problem with that room, he agrees to use that room and is shown the room. He is left with a warning: To never look under the rug. That night, he can’t sleep. He’s wondering what’s…

Please properly capitalize the title of the joke and each sentence within the joke. Proper names should also be capitalized.

A busdriver was driving 50 kids to camp. They were passing a big deep lake that was beautiful and cyan. One kid asked the nice busdriver, “Can we go in that lake?” The busdriver replies “sure. can you swim?” The kids say, “Yes but only in very, very shallow water.” The busdriver never saw this…

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly a female Genie arose from the bottle and with a smile said: “Master, may I grant you one wish?” “You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman…

A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the head waiter. “Ah, my friend,” he said, “that was a delicious meal! Perhaps you don’t remember that I was a guest…

Q: Imagine you are stuck in a cell, no windows, no doors pretty much nothing. How do you get out? A: -Stop imagining!-

As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.