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Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger? A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their…

Q: What do you call a guy with a Spade in his head? A: Doug. Q: What do you call a guy without a spade in his head? A: Douglas

“May I have your name, please?” “My name’s Myne.” “What?” “My name is Myne.” “Uh… I know your name is yours but…” “Wait, who told you my name is Yores?” “What? I think I said your name is yours…” “You think you know my name better than me?” “Oh, no, of course, that’s why I…

Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced ‘Havaii’ or ‘Hawaii’. So they stood there arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. They asked the gentleman: “Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced ‘Havaii’ or ‘Hawaii’?” The gentleman said, “Havaii.” So they looked at each other,…

Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting. Play “Pong” for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,…

Three men are sitting next to a dead guy. The first one can only say, “Yup! Yup! Yup!” The second one can say, “Forks and Knives. Forks and knives.” Finally, the third one can say, “Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!” A cop comes by and asks the first one if he killed the man.…

There was once, Mr. Maggi mee was walking along the streets and noticed Mr. Meatball just a few metres ahead of him. He then went up, gave Mr. Meatball a good beating and left. Mr. Meatball, not wanting to take this insult, gathered all his meatball friends and arranged to meet outside Mr. Maggi mee’s…

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered . . . 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.…

A man was screaming into his phone saying “Can you hear me now?”. Annoyed, a CIA offical said “Yes, we can hear you now!”

Do you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!” Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago. Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber…

How do you make one disappear? Add the letter g, to make it GONE!

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read, “I am perfectly well.” A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel – collect – on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had…