puns
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Did You Ever Get a Call Like This?
in JokesYou know, luckily they have this fraud protection thing going around. It’s supposed to save your butt if it’s happened to you. Capital one has it, Visa, Master Card, etc. If they notice some unusual activity, they’ll give you a call like this: “Hi, this is Capital One calling. We’ve noticed a lot of unusual…
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Two Buzzards…
in JokesTwo buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Yet Another Camping Joke
in JokesWhy did the big knot give the little knot a time-out? It was being knotty!
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The Ups & Downs of Business
in JokesEl Nino storms are affecting trade with Asian countries. A freighter bound for Long Beach Calif. with a cargo of yo-yos got caught in a particularly violent storm and sank 65 times.
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Sauna Restaurant
in JokesHave you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.
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Mad Cloud Disease
in JokesA couple of weeks ago the clouds over western Washington were moving to the west. Normally they head east, inland over the mountains to central Washington and beyond. Scientists blamed the switch on mad cloud disease.
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Mike Howe
in JokesA rancher walked up to the window at the post office, where a new clerk was sorting mail. “Any mail for Mike Howe?” the rancher asked. The clerk ignored him and the rancher repeated his question in a louder voice. Without looking up, the clerk said, “No, none for your cow and none for your…
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Drumming Up Trade
in JokesNews just in – the drummer tripped over the cymbals, and hit his head. The hospital spokesperson said, “He’ll be all right in a couple of days; he’s just suffering from percussion.”