redneck

  • Redneck on the Road

    This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stumbles upon a redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. “Are you alright? What are you doing?” the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn’t even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence…

  • Redneck Threats

    Redneck Threats: – I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtalk style. – This’ll jar your preserves. – Don’t you be making’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on yaw!

  • Beautiful Woman

    What do you say to a redneck with a beautiful woman on his arm? “Hey, nice tattoo!”

  • #9 Redneck

    You know you’re a redneck if your fence doubles as your clothesline

  • How to Confuse a Redneck

    How do you confuse a redneck Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.

  • #2 Redneck

    You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.

  • Collection of “You Know You’re a Redneck When…” Number 3

    Got some more Redneck lines . . . You know you’re a Redneck when: More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Going to the bathroom in the middle…

  • #15 Redneck

    You might be a redneck if you’ve ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.

  • You Know You’re a Redneck When . . .

    Someone approaches you to say hi and your immediate response is, “You bet I am!”

  • John Deere

    You’re probably a redneck if……………….. During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.

  • Starship Captain

    Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if… your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles you have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob” he refers to Klingons as “Critters” he refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns” he has the…

  • Jean Genie

    You might be a redneck if… Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”