redneck
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He Knows What He’s Doing
in JokesOne morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’ The son replied, ‘I’m going to catch me some chickens.’ The father said, ‘Son, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.’ But the son insisted that he knew what…
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You are a Redneck If … #13
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you won money of your dead grandpa by playing poker with him.
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Nascar For Dummies Book
in JokesChapters In The “Nascar For Dummies” Book: How To Read It’s Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia Jumpin’, Hollerin’ & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief?…
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His First Parachute Jump
in JokesJust before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, “Count to ten, and then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up.” The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted…
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You are a Redneck If… #22
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you’ve ever held a lifelong grudge over a spelling bee.
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Redneck Compliments
in JokesRedneck Compliments – Cute as a sack full of puppies. – If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. – Gooder than grits.
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You’re a Redneck If… #1
in JokesYou’re a redneck if: The only thing you swing a bat at is a mailbox.
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You Might be a Redneck If……..
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.