redneck

  • How to Confuse a Redneck

    How do you confuse a redneck Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.

  • #2 Redneck

    You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.

  • Collection of “You Know You’re a Redneck When…” Number 3

    Got some more Redneck lines . . . You know you’re a Redneck when: More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Going to the bathroom in the middle…

  • #15 Redneck

    You might be a redneck if you’ve ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.

  • You Know You’re a Redneck When . . .

    Someone approaches you to say hi and your immediate response is, “You bet I am!”

  • John Deere

    You’re probably a redneck if……………….. During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.

  • Starship Captain

    Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if… your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles you have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob” he refers to Klingons as “Critters” he refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns” he has the…

  • Jean Genie

    You might be a redneck if… Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”

  • How to Talk Native Southern II

    Far – What get the brandin arn hot. Furred – He got furred from his job. Flar – A rose is a purdy flar. Frash – Them aigs ain’t frash. Furiners – All non-‘bamans. Further – Hits ten miles further to town. Grain – She was grain with envy. Hail – Where bad folks go.…

  • You Might be a Redneck If…6

    You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.

  • Redneck Baby

    You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers!”

  • My House

    One time there was 2 rednecks Bob and John. They were best friends. Bob had just gone bankrupt so he asked John if he could move in with him. Now John didn’t have a big house like Bob use to have but agreed to let him stay there till he got out of bankruptcy. The…