redneck

Ah – The things you see with. Ay-rab – The people who inhabit much of North Africa. Bidness – The art of selling something for more than you paid for it. Bobbycue – A delectable Southern sandwich of chopped pork, coleslaw, and a fiery sauce. Bud – Small feathered creature that flies. Chekatawfarya – Heard…

Question: What is a Kentucky Virgin? Answer: A really ugly seven year old girl who can run faster than her older brother.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 12- Pack of Bud 11 Rasslin’ Tickets 10 tins of Copenhagen 9 Years Probation 8 Holey vests 7 Kissing Cousins 6 Cans of Spam 5 Hunting Hounds 4 Mudgrip tyres 3 Shot Gun Shells 2 more Gaps in Teeth And some parts to…

Only a redneck visits a trailer park to look for home decorating ideas.

You know you’re a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.

You are a redneck if: Directions to your house include ”Turn off the paved road…”

Minners – Live bait. Misrus – Married woman. Nar – Opposite of wide. Nayk – Your head sets on it. Nup – No. Orrel – Them hinges need orrel. Ormy – What the sojers go in. Pank – A light red color. Parch – Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow. Petition…

Bubba finally agreed to take his wife, Sue Ellen, to a play. They had hardly sat down when he jumped up and said “Sue Ellen, we gotta go!” With Sue Ellen in tow, Bubba stomped out to the foyer, demanded his money back, and they left the theater. When they got out onto the sidewalk,…

Where is the safest place to hide money from a redneck? In his work boots! How can you tell a redneck has been in your backyard? Your bike is gone and the dog is pregnant!!

If you use your rollaway tool box for your bedroom dresser. If you are afraid to mow your lawn because you might find out where Grandma’s been for the last two months.

Q: What do you call a redneck family reunion? A: An orgy!

You are a redneck if: you have the same number of teeth as you have fingers.