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20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It’s a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you…

What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf. (Golf starts with a tee!)

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball!!

A man is out playing golf one day when he whacks the ball harder then usual. It goes soaring in the air, and the golfer yells, “FORE!” He runs over to find his ball, and he sees a guy holding his head in pain. The man is shouting “I will sue you, and I will…

A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer. When the first golfer gets to his ball he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss. “I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell fore,”…

What do you call a Canadian fire? A Calgary Flame.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously, it won’t work — and both are expensive.

What does the “O” and the “N” stand for in ‘CLEMSON’? The “O” is for honor, and the “N” for knowledge.

It was Superbowl Sunday for the animals, and the Elephants were playing the Cows. The whole first half of the game, the Elephants got their butts whipped. The cows were winning by a mile. By halftime, the Elephants were about ready to give up. But at the start of the second half, a new player…

Beckham went into training one day and saw Owen with a thermo-flask. He asked him what it was for and Owen said “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold”. The next day Beckham came into training with a thrmo-flask. So Owen asked him what he had in it. He said “well you said…

Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied. “Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a…

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.