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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee…

All you see in the sport media nowadays is the fact that athletes are taking steriods and other performance enhanceing drugs to become stronger and faster. So instead of going out and buying a new car I put some steriods in the gas tank…. I wonder if I will get the same result?

A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short hole the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole son?” The young man says, “An eight iron, father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.” The young man hits his eight…

One day Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, he’s given a nice sized house, and a few of his trophies and some Colts apparel is set up around the house to honor his days as a QB. One day, as he’s walking along the golden streets, he hears the news that Ben…

Bill is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Ralph just finishing his round. Bill notices that Ralph is wet all over the front of his trousers. Curiosity gets the best of him, so Bill asks Ralph how he got so wet. Ralph tells the following story: That day,…

ok, If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers known as Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, we struck up a conversation. He brightened when I…

“He’s great on the court,” a sportwriter spoke of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. “But how’s his academics?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportwriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a just little crooked.”

Lisa was playing bowling with her friend Marie. Lisa got a strike, then one more strike. Then, she got another strike. She had just gotten 3 strikes in a row! “I just got 3 strikes in a row!” said Lisa. Marie said, “You’re out, you just got 3 strikes in a row!”

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear…

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So,…

A 14-year old boy was helping his mom wash the dishes after dinner on a beautiful day. He says, “Mom, can I go outside? I want to play football.” His mom says, “OK, but on one condition: you let your little brother play with you and your friends.” The teenager replied with, “But mom, we…