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Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for ’98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn’t find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win. Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war…

The worst (and wealthiest) member of Augusta approached Ben Crenshaw after the Master’s Tournament. He challenged him to a match – double or nothing the prize money he had just one. Crenshaw was hesitant but, hey, who doesn’t need more money, right? To make it fair he offered the guy any handicap he wanted. The…

Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog’s collar, twists it, and breaks the dog’s neck, thus saving his friend. A sport…

“I’ll go and ask if we can go through,” said Max to Jerry. The two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail-like progress of two women, originally some holes ahead and now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. Max returned after only a few paces towards the ladies. “Jerry,…

Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer: 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long. 3. And so they have not been able to improve on their…

Amy was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, there’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game. Amy said…

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh, okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.” The man…

Four men, well along in years, had played golf as a foursome every Sunday morning, until one of them passed away. The other three asked the club pro if he could find them a compatible gentleman to fill out the foursome again. “No problem,” answered the pro. “But, you have to understand,” one of the…

In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers. They shoot a six, yell fore, and write five.

I’m not even sure this is funny (although it was at the time), but it was just a random happening: I was texting my friend and playing temple run at the same time, and something occurred to me. I said, “If I were a Temple Run character, no one would buy me… I cannot slide…

Q: Why isn’t there a pro football team in Flint, Michigan? A: Because then Detroit would want one too!

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, “Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?” They were hesitant but said she could…