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  • The Fibonacci Sequence

    The Fibonacci sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21… starts with two 1’s, and each term afterward is the sum of its two predecessors. Which one of the ten digits is the last to appear in the units position of a number in the Fibonacci sequence? Just write out their units digits, and…

  • Another Google Trick

    This was set up by Google. Enjoy! Please do the following: 1. Open Google. 2. Type “failure”. 3. Click: I’m Feeling Lucky. 4. Enjoy!

  • Don’t Trust GOOGLE

    Never trust google! why? follow the instruction below and you’ll get what I mean Please do it right now and see the blunder made by google. 1. Open google 2. Click ‘language tools’ link. 3. Write “Linda’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox. 4. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo. 5.…

  • Girlfriend 1.0

    Dear Bob in Tech Support, I’m currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I’ve been having some problems lately. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever, as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I’ve tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if GirlFriend is…

  • Haiku Error Messages

    The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless others exist Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great…

  • Xbox Mistake

    A boy named Ronald bought a Xbox for Christmas. 7 months later, the Xbox broke. He knew he needed to replace it with a new one, but the shop where he bought it was closed down in favor for a shoe store. He went to the new console shop which was just a kilometer away.…

  • The Ultimate Computer

    The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. When the guided tour arrived, a salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This baby here,” he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. Ask it any question you wish and it will give you an intelligent answer.” A smartass stepped forward…

  • Communication

    A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his weapon, and then…

  • Engineers

    One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas.” The Electrical Engineer said,…

  • Things You Learn From Video Games

    Things You Learn from Video Games There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. If it moves, DESTROY IT! Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. One lone “good guy” can defeat an infinite number of “badguys.” Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground. You can break things…

  • Windows

    A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) were out driving, when their car broke down, and they couldn’t get it started. The mechanical engineer suggested that it was a failure somewhere in the drive train, but after checking it out he found that the engine and transmission were fine.…

  • Yesterday For IT People

    Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say. Now all…