yomama

Yo Momma’s so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don’t know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself!…

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of “Lost”

You momma is so stupid, she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut!

Yo momma’s so old, her memories are in black and white!

Yo momma is so dark, she’s not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with yo momma Now it burns when I pee !

Yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade, and that gives her enough to feed a family!

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.

Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.

If I ever need a good laugh….Yo Momma