yomama

Yo momma is so dark, she’s not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with yo momma Now it burns when I pee !

Yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade, and that gives her enough to feed a family!

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.

Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.

If I ever need a good laugh….Yo Momma

Yo momma so old, when she was a kid the rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked “What’s New?”

Yo Momma so small, she held up a sign that said “Don’t spit, I can’t swim.”

Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father…