yomama

yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

Yo momma is so fat and dumb, she used Antarctica as a popsicle!

Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn’t fit through the door. Yo momma’s so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing…

Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit. Yo momma so old that when I slapped her back her boobs fell off. Yo momma so fat when she stepped in the deepest part of the ocean, she got her foot wet. Yo momma so old and fat, she told us about the story of how she…

She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!

Yo momma is like a lollipop, she is round and has been licked by everyone

Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt