yomama

Yo Momma is stupid that she went hunting for whales in Ohio!

Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn’s rings as hoola-hoops!

Yo momma’s so ugly when she walks in a room mice jump on chairs!

Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled it.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a whole episode off MTV’s grand finale of Making the Van!

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a GameCube was a Rubik’s puzzle.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so dumb each time she hears Obama’s name on tv she throws her hands in the air + ducks for cover Yelling OH BOMB A WHERE?!?!?!

Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!

Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn’t even pass a blood test.