yomama

Yo momma’s so ugly, you can press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.

Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.

Yo momma is so fat that she fell over and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma’s so dumb she dj’s for the ice cream truck!

Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to fix breaking news!

yo momma is so ugly when she passed a horror movie filming the camera man said “Hey! No breaks, get back on set.”

Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.

Yo Momma so poor, she wore her McDonalds uniform to church.

Yo momma’s so fat that small things orbit her!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!

Yo momma so nasty I was on the phone with her, and she gave me an ear infection.