yomama

Yo Momma’s so big, the Apollo 13 crashed into her head, right before it landed on the moon! Maybe that explains why she’s so stupid.

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!

Yo momma so ugly they renamed “Halloween” “Yo-momma-ween”.

Yo mama is so greasy Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Your momma’s teeth are so yellow, that when she opened her mouth, a black guy said “nice grillz!” Your momma’s so fat ‘n hairy that when she went to the mueseum someone yelled “the mammoth’s alive!” Your momma’s so hairy that when she was on the set of king kong, the director said “I thought…

Yo momma’s so nasty, when she burped she started a nuclear war!

– What did you have for dinner last night? – Your mom. – …and for dessert? – Your mom.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sneezed and caused a hurricane!

Yo momma so fat, she ate 100 cakes yesterday and got thinner.

Yo momma so fat, she has to use the highway as a slip and slide!

Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, “LAND HO!”