yomama

Yo Momma’s so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.

Yo momma so stupid, she looked in the Cd player for her cassette tape!

Yo momma is so old, she was stood up by King Tut, before he became a mummy.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs. Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue…

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.

Yo mama is so fat, when someone wants to shake her hand she has to give directions!

Yo momma is so fat and so pale white, when they landed on her they said “This is one small step for man, and one fat leap for mankind!”

Yo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.

Yo momma’s lips are so big, she made Angelina Jolie jealous!

your mom is like paris hilton … a dirty whore

Yo momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!