yomama

Yo momma is so fat, on her drivers’ license it says, “picture continued onto other side.”

Yo Momma is so stupid, she has a peep hole in the glass door!

Yo Momma’s feet smell so bad that her shoes committed suicide.

Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

Yo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”

Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.

Yo Momma’s so fat she’s fatter than you

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo moma’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

You momma so stupid, when I asked her,”Why she was yelling into an envelope.”She said “She was trying to send voice mail.”