yomama

Yo Momma’s like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!

Yo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”!

Yo momma so fat, they took her x-ray and a picture of a McDonald’s showed up on the screen.

Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

Yo momma ain’t got no hands. And yo dad ain’t got no eyes. Yo momma said i’m goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i’d like to see that.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

Yo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!

Yo mama’s so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.