yomama

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.

Yo momma’s so stupid and so fat that when she stepped on the scale and saw three 7s, she thought she won the jackpot.

Yo Momma’s breath is so bad, that when she entered the basement all the rats passed out!

– What do you wanna do next? – Your mom!

Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W’s!

Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason they declared world hunger.

Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!

Yo Momma so scary, she scares Michael Jackson!

Yo momma so fat she uses a dump truck as a toilet!

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!

Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo momma so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo momma so lazy, she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.