yomama

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said “Hello???”

Yo momma’s so old, she doesn’t need a history book.

Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when her doctor told her to go on a seafood diet, she says OK, I see food, I eat it.

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.

Yo momma is so poor, she reuses her toilet paper.

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo Momma’s so old, she babysat Yoda!!

– I told you to knock before you enter my room! – Your mom.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes around the world 2 times.

Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, “Honey, we got a fire tonight!”