yomama

Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.

Yo mama is so fat she’s scared to look at low fat food!

Yo mama is so ugly, that they pushed her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing

Yo momma’s so fat she stood on a talking scale and it said, “1,2,3 GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!”

Painter: “Y’are a dog.” Apemantus: “Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?”

Your mum’s so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma is like a brick. She’s flat on all sides and gets laid all day.

Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she’s so ugly, she’ll blind house robbers!

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter. Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a red shirt all…

Yo momma so fat that, on the airplane, she smothered the person next to her to death – who was on the aisle seat.

(This is from my friend, Mitchell. It was very funny at first when we first heard him say it at lunch, and I figured I would share it.) Yo Momma’s so fat, she ate a grenade and the explosion didn’t even make it out!